Question McDonald's for breakfast

[Keatah]

I had McDonald's for breakfast today, and about 4 hours later my breath took on a terrible garbage-dump like smell. The stink seemed to come from within and no breath mints or mouthwash or anything like that seemed to fix it. Bad enough that I could easily smell it.

You just sit at your desk and this heavy rotten smell emanates from all around you. It rises and permeates everything you wear. You can't hide, that just concentrates it. And you can't run, that just intensifies it and spreads it.

GOOD GOD!! I never thought it to be so putrid and expansive!

How do I fix this?

 

[Rtyh-12]

It is an invasion! Run!

 

[Wishbone]

A bottle of gin and somebody to drive you home.

 

[Keatah]

Damn its like been 6 hours now and the stink is still here!! I'm glad this isn't the weekend. GOOD LOOOOOORD!!!!!!!

---------- Post added at 11:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:50 AM ----------

This stuff seems to have integrated itself with my insides and I fear at least a litre of Vodka is needed to kill it. Only things that were once living and are now dead can possibly smell *this* horrid. This new McDonald's induced bacteria colony is both living and dead at the same time! Damn...!

 

[Hlynkacg]

What specifically did you eat? Are you lactose intolerant?

 

[Ghostrider]

Try digestive enzyme capsules. You need to drain the tubes.

 

[Wishbone]

...forgot to mention. If anybody asks what the reason for celebration is, tell them that it is Soviet Army's Day (it really is).

 

[Ghostrider]

This new McDonald's induced bacteria colony is both living and dead at the same time! Damn...!

That's not dead
Which can eternal lie
Yet with strange Eons
Even Death may die...

And the lesson learned is: avoid the Cthulhuburger.

 

[Urwumpe]

Never had that problem, but I only have breakfast about once per year or so at them (Better definition: Late dinner), here you have much better options around.

Also that is nothing that a good Döner Kebab or tasty Gyros can't overtone

 

[Keatah]

Just the Egg McMuffin sandwich with hashies and coca-cola.
Not lactose intolerant or anything. Just the artificiality of the food really stinks, and it rots inside you all morning long. I've had people stand quite far away from me after a week-long binge of McDonalds..

I used to have one of those conspiracy-nutjobs chase me around at the local gym, so I just had McDonalds before I went there for a few times and body odor got pretty bad. She eventually flaked off.

 

[Ghostrider]

Am I the only one who never had any problem with junk food? OK, I've been told many times I have a nuclear furnace in place of a stomach but still...

 

[Keatah]

It's not a problem of comfort or anything like an upset stomach. Just the resulting body odor that comes from that sort of food.

 

[Fabri91]

Only time I've had such problems was when I ate a good old plate of pasta with aglio, olio e peperoncino (garlic, olive oil and chili) with me putting an inordinate amount of garlic on it.

 

[Ghostrider]

Only time I've had such problems was when I ate a good old plate of pasta with aglio, olio e peperoncino (garlic, olive oil and chili) with me putting an inordinate amount of garlic on it.

Darn. I've just eaten a nice big plate of maccheroni with pancetta and zucchine and you've made me hungry again.

 

[Fabri91]

:lol:
Then go and make yourself a plate of it! But stop with the garlic when you see the pasta starting to spontaneously combust.

 

[Ghostrider]

:lol:
Then go and make yourself a plate of it! But stop with the garlic when you see the pasta starting to spontaneously combust.

Non mi tentare, amico.:thumbup:

Translation: Don't tempt me, buddy.

 

[Fabri91]

Ah, well, do it tomorrow then! (I know I'll do! )

 

[Stevodoran]

Question: Why would you have McDonald's . If you had one for breakfast over here. People would ask whats wrong with you? Just saying i don't agree with having McDonald's for breakfst.

 

[Urwumpe]

Question: Why would you have McDonald's .

Because EU laws don't forbid selling saw dust with beef aroma. :lol:

(I have to say, McD got much better in the past years, ten years ago, it was really an interesting thing to eat there, just as interesting as bungee jumping or wrestling with a bear)

 

[garyw]

Question: Why would you have McDonald's . If you had one for breakfast over here. People would ask whats wrong with you? Just saying i don't agree with having McDonald's for breakfst.

I've had their bacon rolls from Breakfast and for something like £3 it's not a bad deal, Bacon roll, Hash brown and a cup of tea. Last time I had a Maccy D's breakfast was in November on a Saturday when I was at work. There are few places open on a Saturday which do a breakfast.