Serious butt problem.

[reverend]

The crack of your butt looks a little dirty... You might want to clean your butt crack before you fill it.

 

[Kyle]

What you might want to do, is find the Volume of your Butt.
V=3.14 x Radius x Hight + 3.14 x Radius sq x 2
This might give you an Idea of how much liquids the Butt can hold, so that the god given Duck tape might help.

 

[Notebook]

Yes, butt V was talked about in #9, and exit psi calculated. It not as stressed as I thought.

N.

 

[Quinn]

You may also want to consider a hot patch for the crack in your butt. With the right material it would weld itself into place making your butt as strong as it was when new. Of course there are hazards to putting any kind of hot material into a butt crack, a few safety precautions would make it a viable option.:focus:

 

[Notebook]

Safety will be paramount! Its an enclosed volume, with little natural ventilation, and potential noxious fumes, assuming fibreglass/resin.

As its in the garden, I may have to put screens up to avoid disturbing the neighbours.

N.

 

[Urwumpe]

What ever you do, be more careful with your butt in the future. The crack looks like somebody kicked your butt.

 

[Notebook]

It happened on one of our recent stormy nights, my butt fell off its pedestal.
After the fix, it'll be made more secure. Don't want my butt blown off again!

N.

 

[Tex]

OMG! I saw this thread and thought oh noes, what needs to be moderated.. then I read it and just laughed so hard!...

I'm fairly certain the Sun dosen't shine in my butt, however I've met a few people who thought it did. In their's not mine, of course

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[ryan]

Yeah, it's hard to really take this thread seriously, just like when someone has a snoopy cap on.

 

[reverend]

Make sure your butt-plug fits securely in your crack

 

[Notebook]

I think I'll go down the fibre/resin route, I'm not too familiar with butt-plugs. It looks like a few wet days coming up, so it may be some time before it gets fixed.
I may post more pictures if it goes well, if you don't hear any more, I have kissed my butt good-bye, and bought a new one.

N.

 

[Bj]

This thread is so funny :rofl:

the title hooks ya immediately :angel:

 

[tblaxland]

Don't forget proper lightening. The sun does not shine in your butt.

:rofl: I don't think you want lightening anywhere near your butt (see here for an example why)! Lighting perhaps, but not lightening.

 

[reverend]

Yes, the fiber/resin should be fine for plugging the hole in your butt.

 

[thomasantony]

The crack of your butt looks a little dirty... You might want to clean your butt crack before you fill it.

What ever you do, be more careful with your butt in the future. The crack looks like somebody kicked your butt.

Make sure your butt-plug fits securely in your crack

Don't forget proper lightening. The sun does not shine in your butt.

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[C3PO]

Any news? I'm sure that there are many people that are concerned about what your but is going through.

 

[Notebook]

Sorry, no news is good news. My butt is still inverted, sitting in the garden. Weather looks bad over the week-end, so no repair work. I'll get the equipment ready, and the first sign of good weather, my butt won't know whats hit it.

Many thanks for your concern!

N.

 

[fresh squid]

Have you ever considered going over to the neighbours and asking them for help with your butt crack?
They may be experienced in the inner workings of your butt.

 

[Notebook]

Not really, I know my neighbours, but not that well.

N.

 

[reverend]

Have you ever considered going over to the neighbours and asking them for help with your butt crack?
They may be experienced in the inner workings of your butt.

I'd say it's highly unlikely that the neighbors would a similar butt, especially not one with a crack with similar dimensions.

However it might not hurt to show his neighbors the crack in his butt, just to get their opinion of it.