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(with his permission, of course)

My best on the mile is 9 mins. Which, really, is sad because it was in third grade :dry:

The roflwaffles intense floor rolling erodes a well beneath your house, letting in natural gas. You turn on the stove to make some bacon and explode. (typical monday morning for me) I wish that entropy never happens, but never reverses (more free energy)

He makes a wish, but the grandfather paradox destroys the universe... I wish that human nature was flawless and that a perfect society free from prejudice existed because of it.

You do, but crash on mars and starve to death. I wish for you stupid wish-granting creepgenies to go away!

You become commander but it explodes and all the blame is on you! I wish for a cardboard box.

Awesomeness Gonna fail at try the entire song when I have the time.

I think Megan deserved a slap in the face before she said that :b

Oh god, I used to watch that every day after school. That episode... Oh jeez... They pushed the treehouse over :rofl:

Good luck, and see ya in fall! :cheers:

Billionaires must be clowns over there, 'cause their shoes are MASSIVE.

Nope, nothing. Not even bananas, b:censored:

This would go in there for sure :b

Nope, chuck testa. Seriously though, this one is mine.

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"When Patrick Stewart, a bald man, was cast as the captain in Star Trek: The Next Generation, a reporter said to Roddenberry, "Surely they will have cured baldness by the twenty-fourth century!" Roddenberry replied, "By the twenty-fourth century, no one will care."

Umm, why are we posting videos in the RCT? :P

Not yet. I can imagine it'll be somewhat like KSP, hehehe. Being a bad politician is unusually amusing :lol: