Funny Space Jokes

[Chipstone306]

I was bored one day on the internet and i decided to look up space jokes here is one of the sites. Feel free to add to the collection all!



http://www.best-funny-jokes.com/space-jokes

 

[EJ316]

Heh, some of these are pretty good. Pretty corny though

 

[Pilot7893]

stupid Dansguardien won't let me see the page

 

[doggie015]

stupid Dansguardien won't let me see the page

You think you have Dansguardian problems! about half of the threads that I want to read on it won't let me. It says "Banned phrase found" does anyone know why that is?

 

[jedidia]

A young blue planet and a rather devastated scorched planet meet in space.

blue planet: Hi, how do you do?
scorched planet: Oh, I'm getting better. I had humans for a few thousand years and am currently recovering!

 

[SiberianTiger]

A nuclear war blazes out. A Russian and an American ICBM's meet in space over the North pole and pause to talk a little bit.
R. Rocket: "Where are you going to?"
A. Rocket: "To yours, and you?"
R. Rocket: "And I'm going to yours. Hey, let's take a drop for our meeting!"
(both are taking a drink)
A. Rocket: "You know how powerful I am? I can wipe out everything!"
R. Rocket: "Let's have a glass for power then"
(drinking)
(drinking for precision follows...)
(drinking for designers follows...)
(drinking for being lucky follows...)
(drinking for the beauty of space follows...)
(drinking for the peace in all the world follows...)
A. Rocket: "Ouch! I'm feeling sooo damn wuzzy..."
R. Rocket: "Keep up, don't get sluggish! I will see you to your home."

 

[tonykattvc]

The star says to the black hole "You suck!"