Serious butt problem.

[fresh squid]

Not really, I know my neighbours, but not that well.

N.

What better way to get to know your neigbours more that to show them the butt crack? I bet it could stir up a lot of interest in butt crack. How old is your butt anyway? Is there a butt warranty? Can you take your butt to the store for refund?

 

[ASCII]

Wow, Nice butt.
More pics please.

 

[Notebook]

What better way to get to know your neigbours more that to show them the butt crack? I bet it could stir up a lot of interest in butt crack. How old is your butt anyway? Is there a butt warranty? Can you take your butt to the store for refund?

My neighbours have their own butts, and now I've took an interest, I'm amazed at the variety.
I can't remember where my butt came from, it seems to have always been there.

N.

 

[C3PO]

LMAO!

 

[golden_eye]

It seems like you are taking your butt way too seriously. Have you ever considered getting a newer model to replace it?

 

[Notebook]

If the repair isn't succesfull, I suppose it'll have to go. Bit of a shame I am rather attached to it.

N.

 

[Andy44]

It may seem mean to some people to trade in an old butt for a fresh young butt, but sometimes it has to be done.

 

[doggie015]

Wow, Nice butt.
More pics please.

OK, that's just wierd, but funny

:roflcopter:

Why is it called a butt anyway? (and can I please not be the "Butt" of any jokes :rofl

 

[tblaxland]

Why is it called a butt anyway? (and can I please not be the "Butt" of any jokes :rofl

From the Online Etymology Dictionary:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=butt

I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

 

[Notebook]

Butt Update, not good.

Some folks may remember this thread:-


It was repaired, and was working fine. However it fell of its pedestal again, and has more damage. Snapped the tap off as well!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k207/Notebook_04/IMGP1010.jpg

Internal view

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k207/Notebook_04/IMGP1008.jpg

I don't think this can be fixed, so I reckon its time to use it as a compost bin.
Still have my other butt, thats bolted to the garden shed and hasn't been any bother.
N.

 

[Donamy]

Nothing worse, than not being able to use your butt, anymore.

 

[Bill LeClere]

thank you. If I'd seen the words DUCK TAPE one more time I would have run melancholy mad.

 

[Ursus]

Since someone dug this thread up from the crypt anyway...

How is your butt doing, Notebook?

[See following message] Thanks, Quick_Nick, I just came found that thread.

 

[Quick_Nick]

WHY was this dug up???
http://orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=3578

 

[Ursus]

Sorry to hear that. At least you're resourceful enough not to just sit on your hands, but to find a use for your broken butt.

 

[jgrillo2002]

no offense but this is clearly not funny for a offtopic topic. I got confused that you were showing your butt crack. rediculous

 

[Quick_Nick]

no offense but this is clearly not funny for a offtopic topic. I got confused that you were showing your crack. rediculous

This is a serious problem! Of course it isn't funny. He can never use his butt again!
Well... not for it's original purpose. You can probably find plenty of alternative uses for your butt.

 

[jgrillo2002]

yea but I just found out that its in fact another word for a Barrel. So technially he was asking for help on fixing maybe a wine barrel

 

[willy88]

Well, duct-tape fixes everything...

 

[joeybigO]

Is it me, or does anyone start thinking about the American Space Station all over again???