NASA finds Cocaine in OPF-3

[Orbinaut Pete]

As the title says, full story in link below.

www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2010/1/14/cocaine_found_in_restricted_facility_near_shuttle.html

:OMG: :blink:

 

[T.Neo]

It was bound to land up somewhere near the space program eventually.

I mean, there are even minute amounts of it on banknotes...

 

[Urwumpe]

Oh my god...a bag with cocaine. Get it out of there before the army bombs the OPF...*drama*

 

[Logifech]

Yes men you're right :OMG:

Hail

 

[Ark]

Probably belongs to management.

 

[Orbinaut Pete]

Maybe this will all turn out to be one out-of-this-world smuggling operation!

“So that's how they're getting it into the US.....transporting it from the Middle East to Kazakhstan, launching it to the ISS on Progress, then bringing it to the US via Shuttle."


Yes, it all makes sense to me now.

That’s why they have international crews – so that each crew member can assist with the “distribution”.

And just what exactly are they growing in these so-called “orbiting labs”?

Seriously, haven’t you ever wondered what’s inside all those white bags? No wonder he's smiling - $$$$$$!

It’s the perfect setup – they aren’t even doing anything illegal, because it doesn’t come under the jurisdiction of any country!

I always knew they would come up with a way to make the ISS profitable!

 

[Urwumpe]

Ever wondered what’s in those white bags.....?

Coke lifts us up where we belong?

 

[dougkeenan]

Somebody forgot where they left their stash? What if they forget to shut the shuttle hatch or something?

 

[T.Neo]

Then a LOCV occurs.

 

[Ark]

And just what exactly are they growing in these so-called “orbiting labs”?

Haven’t you ever wondered what’s in all those white bags? No wonder he's smiling - $$$$$$!

I just completely lost it at that picture. That stupid grin makes him look like he's high out of his mind. :lol:

 

[n122vu]

“So that's how they're getting it into the US.....transporting it from the Middle East to Kazakhstan, launching it to the ISS on Progress, then bringing it to the US via Shuttle."

I think you may have it backwards Pete. My take on it would be: So that's how the US is going to pay Russia to let us ride on the Soyuz after 2010. Transport it from South America into the US via Miami, then drive it to the Cape. Launch it to the ISS on a Shuttle (It really is a Multi-Purpose Logistics Module!), then stuff it in the Soyuz capsule, hidden inside the Kazbek-U seats, with the next group of astronauts/cosmonauts to land in Kazakhstan.

:rofl:

 

[Orbinaut Pete]

I think you may have it backwards Pete. My take on it would be: So that's how the US is going to pay Russia to let us ride on the Soyuz after 2010. Transport it from South America into the US via Miami, then drive it to the Cape. Launch it to the ISS on a Shuttle (It really is a Multi-Purpose Logistics Module!), then stuff it in the Soyuz capsule, hidden inside the Kazbek-U seats, with the next group of astronauts/cosmonauts to land in Kazakhstan.

:rofl:

So that's why they like to put short cosmonauts in the Soyuz – so that there is more room for "product"! :rofl:

Lots of suspicious looking white bags in there....

 

[SiberianTiger]

I just completely lost it at that picture. That stupid grin makes him look like he's high out of his mind. :lol:

Guess what happened next...

DROP THE CURTAIN!
:hide:

 

[Ark]

:blink:

Well, I've seen worse uses for my tax dollars.

 

[Orbinaut Pete]

Guess what happened next...

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DROP THE CURTAIN!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh, now that's TOO funny!!!

---------- Post added at 10:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:02 PM ----------

Another article about the incident from SPACE.com.

www.space.com/news/nasa-cocaine-shuttle-hangar.html

 

[tblaxland]

Guess what happened next...

DROP THE CURTAIN!
:hide:

:rofl:Nice compilation!

 

[dansteph]

Guess what happened next...

DROP THE CURTAIN!
:hide:

ROTFLMAOAPMP :rofl:

Dan

 

[Andy44]

Well, this is Florida we're talking about, right? Miami Vice was filmed there for a reason...maybe when the recovery crews go out to pick up the spent SRBs they are making a little side stop somewhere.

 

[ex-orbinaut]

Is not this the same guy who was recently involved with an alien stowaway? 5 tons of scooped narcotics to Lave. Well, well, what d'ya know. Earth's first orbital intergalactic trading outpost...

 

[n122vu]

Can we incorprate the old PDA game Drug Wars into the Orbinomics MFD somehow?