Humor A PSA from Kazakhstan

[SiberianTiger]

0:00: Are you seizing the day?
0:24: Do you spend all your time on entertainment and feel burdened with no obligations?
(quite an unexpected thing happens :lol
1:18: There are people in the world who need your country more than you do.

 

[Coolhand]

I'm not totally sure what the message is here... Is it, "Don't do drugs or you country will be invaded by the entire US military."

 

[Solar424]

Last time I checked, the US had more important things to do than launch an attack on Kazakhstan. Sure, it would be nice to have the Baikonur Cosmodrome, but other than that, no real use.

 

[Moach]

if that were to happen to brazil, i'd invite them over for dinner at my place, then we'd drink to how joyous an occasion it is that our filthy government is being overthrown

traitor, me? nooo, on the contrary - pretty much every self-respecting brazillian citizen feels this way - that's how those of us that still care feel about being shamelessly robbed, tricked and raped by a dishonest, self-serving administration...

their latest feat - they're about to pass a law that'll free hundred-thousands of encarcerated murder-prone villains - obviously this comes from congressmen fearing getting arrested themselves (i wonder why they'd fear such thing? :facepalm


if there's a contry for the US to invade, IT'S HERE - PLEASE COME - the local populace won't even put up any fight, we'd welcome you, actually... it wouldn't be a 'war' it'd be more like "the day civilization came and turned this brothel into a real contry"

nobody (except our undeserving politicians) would object to the summary removal of your govenrment... :dry:

please come! i'll get us beer! :thumbup:

 

[jedidia]

Maybe you should start signing a petition! :lol:

Is it, "Don't do drugs or you country will be invaded by the entire US military."

Why yes, of course. You know the police always show up in movies when someone does drugs...

 

[Coolhand]

better that they do show up, otherwise someone would suffer a horrific overdose, jump off a roof and die, get hit by a car and die or be stabbed to death.

And umm, wow Moach, that you would want that to happen, speaks volumes about how unhappy people must be over there with things.

 

[Ghostrider]

Who in their right mind would invade Kazakhstan? They'd have to deal with Borat.

 

[Moach]

And umm, wow Moach, that you would want that to happen, speaks volumes about how unhappy people must be over there with things.

well, you know how ppl sometimes say that politicians are clowns? - yeah well, we've actually got that literally :facepalm:

and that's the tip of the iceberg


so yeah... things are grim down here... we mostly manage how we can, but everyone knows there are many, many things just should not be :huh:

and well... i wouldn't count on us hosting the 2014 FIFA series... from the looks of it, we'll be all ready for it - in 2036 :suicide:

 

[SiberianTiger]

At least they don't try to ruin your country's economy and don't look like at first sight of real people's unrest they'd flee to London.

 

[Fabri91]

And they don't have very strange "parties", while promising to solve any long-standing and critical issue "in a couple of weeks", more than once, just to forget everything when asked about it.

 

[T.Neo]

and well... i wouldn't count on us hosting the 2014 FIFA series... from the looks of it, we'll be all ready for it - in 2036

Moach, I was a World Cup doubter as well. But fear not, things shall fall into place and it'll be an awesome party.

Unless, of course, Brazil is worse than SA... in which case... I feel sorry for you. :shifty:

 

[jedidia]

and that's the tip of the iceberg

At least in Brazil it's a scandal. In Bosnia, offering money for votes is part of the official campaigns :facepalm: