eveningsky339
Resident Orbiter Slave
The humuor is in the lack of humour.
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas?
A: Nothing.
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: Get in the car.
Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.
Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is slowly tearing his family apart.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a plane. The plane is beginning to lose altitude due to an engine malfunction. The captain comes out of the cockpit and says, "The only way we are going to make it to safety is by jumping out and parachuting down. However, there are only three pa--" The plane explodes. There are no survivors.
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas?
A: Nothing.
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: Get in the car.
Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.
Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is slowly tearing his family apart.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a plane. The plane is beginning to lose altitude due to an engine malfunction. The captain comes out of the cockpit and says, "The only way we are going to make it to safety is by jumping out and parachuting down. However, there are only three pa--" The plane explodes. There are no survivors.
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