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The splendidly-coloured birds with blue faces, red beaks and green wings are a sorry sight.
Bleary-eyed and dishevelled, the cantankerous patients are suffering from headaches and a lack of energy. Many seem to want just a good lie down.
Australia's former world record holder Michael Klim followed Ian Thorpe out of retirement by announcing Monday he hopes to swim at next year's London Olympics.