Chuck Norris jokes

[Pilot7893]

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Mcdonalds and GOT one
Chuck Norris is the reason the dinosaurs died out
Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard, just another fist

 

[RangerPL]

Chuck Norris had a paper route as a kid. There were no survivors.

 

[Kyle]

Chuck Norris gave JFK the idea to land on the moon.

 

[Pilot7893]

Chuck Norris is what kept the engines on STS-93 running

 

[Woo482]

Chuck Norris de-orbited Space station Mir

 

[Kyle]

Chuck Norris made god.

 

[willy88]

Before he goes to bed, the Boogieman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Deke]

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Mcdonalds and GOT one

Anyone can do that... Think about it...



Chuck Norris is overrated. All the stuff said about him is stolen from Bill Brasky.

 

[Pilot7893]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

 

[Deke]

The original stuff http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Brasky

Where all the Chuck Norris stuff copied off of.
And Pilot.... ANYONE can get a Big Mac from MacDonalds.... THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE SOLD.

 

[redrover]

Chuck Norris doesn't deflect asteroids, he vaporizes them.

 

[pattersoncr]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...




too bad he's never cried.

 

[Zatnikitelman]

Superman's achilles heel maybe Kryptonite, but Kryptonite's achilles heel is Chuck Norris!

The real processor inside Poughkeepsie's supercmoputer is Chuck Norris.

Before a shuttle can blast into Orbit, two things must happen: the tank must be fueled, and enough air has to be piped in for the fuel to breathe...which is Chuck Norris.

It might have been one giant leap for mankind, but for Chuck Norris, it's only a simple roudhouse kick.

 

[Tex]

lol I actually met Chuck Norris when I was a kid. He was at an event my mom was hosting and we were at astroworld theme park when I met him. We got to skip to the front of all the lines and ride several different rollercoasters with him. The guy is actually really nice, though I admit just about anyone could come up with a joke about his movies! :lol:

 

[willy88]

lol I actually met Chuck Norris when I was a kid. He was at an event my mom was hosting and we were at astroworld theme park when I met him. We got to skip to the front of all the lines and ride several different rollercoasters with him. The guy is actually really nice, though I admit just about anyone could come up with a joke about his movies! :lol:

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[Jebusy]

when chuck norris jumps in water he does not get wet. water gets chuck norris

 

[Tex]

^

:yarly!: It was for 'Kick Drugs Out of America', my mom was the local organizer. :speakcool:



...."Chuck Norris is so old he listens to linkin park".

 

[dmc]

when chuck norris jumps in water he does not get wet. water gets chuck norris

chuck doesnt have to jump in the water, he can walk on it...

 

[Missioncmdr]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink it.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[eveningsky339]

When taxiing onto the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short for Chuck Norris.