God 'will not give happy ending'

I say you have a limited understanding of the matter...the Book ends with a New Jerusalem, a new heaven, a new earth.

A new one? Damn! I have enough trouble orbiting the current one. Do we need another Earth here? Haven't we used up the real estate of the solar system?

This cruelty throughout history is humanity doing unto others before it gets done unto them.

God has done and admitted to more terrible crimes of murder, destruction, rape and more than humanity ever has.
 
This cruelty throughout history is humanity doing unto others before it gets done unto them.

Not according to the bible it isn't...

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Face it, the basis of christian beliefs was written three millenia ago by a bunch of bigoted, backwards men and has next to zero relevance to today's world. Also adults with imaginary friends should be evaluated for mental disorders.
 
Even Rambo killed less..............
 
Not according to the bible it isn't...

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Face it, the basis of christian beliefs was written three millenia ago by a bunch of bigoted, backwards men and has next to zero relevance to today's world. Also adults with imaginary friends should be evaluated for mental disorders.

Nice chart. I'd like a reference for your figures, please for my own records. Chapter and verse for each number.
 
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Not according to the bible it isn't...

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Face it, the basis of christian beliefs was written three millenia ago by a bunch of bigoted, backwards men and has next to zero relevance to today's world. Also adults with imaginary friends should be evaluated for mental disorders.

Doesn't this give me a good reason to worship this God fellow? I mean I don't wanna be on his enemy's list. Satan seems less dangerous to my existence.
 
I'll side with Satan. Always gone for the underdog. Besides, his parties are better, they go like a house on fire...........
 
I'll side with Satan. Always gone for the underdog. Besides, his parties are better, they go like a house on fire...........


*slaps forehead* DOH!

Which explains why the globe....is warming.....

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I don't know about anyone else, but I think God has better things to worry about than us whining because we're screwing up the planet. It's not his problem, it's ours. I think that's the point the Archbishop is trying to make here. Whether you believe in so-called global warming or not, there's no question the climate is changing. Whether we're responsible, or whether we can do anything about it, that's up to us to work out.
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I had to do a double take when reading that topic title. Loose women give happy endings, not God. :rofl:
 
Face it, the basis of christian beliefs was written three millenia ago by a bunch of bigoted, backwards men and has next to zero relevance to today's world. Also adults with imaginary friends should be evaluated for mental disorders.

"Today's world" worships money and power, not "God". :P
 
Also adults with imaginary friends should be evaluated for mental disorders.

That statement is a bit bigoted and backwards, IMO.

I have an imaginary friend named stan and I'm perfectly sane...
 
That statement is a bit bigoted and backwards, IMO.

I have an imaginary friend named stan and I'm perfectly sane...

You are NOT sane.

I talk to my cats.......
 
Not according to the bible it isn't...

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Face it, the basis of christian beliefs was written three millenia ago by a bunch of bigoted, backwards men and has next to zero relevance to today's world. Also adults with imaginary friends should be evaluated for mental disorders.

Now thats what I call a graph. I get the X axis, not sure about the Y axis? and where is the time axis?

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Now thats what I call a graph. I get the X axis, not sure about the Y axis? and where is the time axis?

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It's a bar graph. The "y axis" is just the two choices.
 
Cats talking back isn't a problem, its when they are correct I start worrying...

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Let's add another stir to the thing:
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The "Christian Dark Ages" are a myth. During the Middle Ages there was a good lot of progress, and since the Church had a monopoly on teaching they could have destroyed ALL kind of science with no problem at all. Instead we had the telescope, massive development of water power technology, and advances in agriculture. China with no Church didn't fare better than medioeval Europe. Neither did anyone else. "Dark Ages" is a term coined by Enlightenment types who thought themselves so much better, and declared that comets did not exist among other pearls of wisdom.
 
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