Good time to invade Australia?

[Notebook]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7734770.stm

N.

 

[James.Denholm]

Not while Heckie Carbry MacLean is the High Lord!

Urwumpe, Woo and WHAP know what I mean.

 

[tblaxland]

At least I know where to go looking for a job if business gets too tough.

 

[Ghostrider]

We can't invade Australia: there be aborigins with boomerangs and I've heard they can get into your dreams and, like, make you want to picnic at Hanging Rock.

 

[Urwumpe]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7734770.stm

Sounds like a trick.

Also the German Army can't participate, as the soldiers go on strike for 600 € more salary.

 

[tblaxland]

Sounds like a trick.

Damn, the honeypot has been uncovered

 

[Urwumpe]

Damn, the honeypot has been uncovered

We know you are just some exported Brits... we don't attempt attacking around tea-time again. :lol:

 

[Bill LeClere]

Where do I sign up? Uh...to invade, I mean.

 

[Eagle]

So because they don't have enough people, they're giving many of them vacation? I guess the new ad campaign is: "Join the Aussie Navy, we get Xmas off."

 

[bujin]

Nah, don't want to invade Australia.

I'm more than happy with just beating them at rugby...

 

[cjp]

I think they should watch out for the swiss navy.

 

[eveningsky339]

So uh, why would we invade Australia? We both seem perfectly happy as we are...

 

[Hielor]

Why on earth would anyone invade australia?

Remember, when the rest of us are killing each other off, Australia will just be like "wtf, mate?" (insert link to "The End of the World" flash animation here)

 

[Missioncmdr]

This just in: Australia invaded due to lack of naval response.

(This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands. )

 

[ar81]

Do not be so worried
as distances in the sea
are long enough.

In the island of red
the large desert will be free
and to survive you need to be tough

So fear not the unexistent enemy
For next door penguins are the only army
And the price for sailing is cold
in the deep seas where you need to be bold.

Note: I decided to switch to retahila mode

 

[tblaxland]

Nah, don't want to invade Australia.

I'm more than happy with just beating them at rugby...

Ouch. You know how to hit where it hurts.

Why on earth would anyone invade australia?

Remember, when the rest of us are killing each other off, Australia will just be like "wtf, mate?" (insert link to "The End of the World" flash animation here)

Like On The Beach (I thought I'd link that in case you hadn't heard of it).

This just in: Australia invaded due to lack of naval response.

Yeah, New Zealand's West Island

 

[adamb193]

Heck and I was about to start my pirating in Somalia, looks like I can get more money there.

 

[Andy44]

Also the German Army can't participate, as the soldiers go on strike for 600 € more salary.

Just tell them it's a French colony.

 

[TSPenguin]

I have just been given a good reason to visit someone in australia and explain rotation.
Any army want to join me?

 

[unussapiens]

To the other aussies: I don't think they know about the drop bears yet, or the giant kangaroos.

To the people invading us: Feel free to take Tasmania.