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Post a funny seasonal story!
Here's mine:
I was a freshman in high school and it was Halloween and my friend invited me to an event at his church. It was decently fun (didn't have anything better to do) and lots of wholesome activities like a moon bounce, carnival-ish games, and a huge cardboard box maze that filled up 2 basketball courts.
So I'm sliding through the box maze for the heck of it and get to a 6x6x8 room with a strobe light. I see this kid that I knew from middle school (but moved before HS). Now he was rather geeky and weak; I was nerdy and short but sports put me significantly higher on the food chain. So I did pick on him, nothing too terrible, but certainly not nice. (I never had anything against him, but I was bored. Of course the picked on kid will see things differently from the bully)
So we recognize each other and I say, "Hey." and notice he's a few inches taller than me now. We catch up a little and he says he's gonna fight me. I thought it was a joke so I said OK. So he starts punching at me in the strobe light and I watch it in hilarious slow motion and he hits me in the upper chest. I get shoved back a little but it doesn't hurt in the least.
I'm still laughing to myself and he punches ineffectually at me, I think he might have even hit me in the face a few times but nothing hurt more than a slap. I guess it was good he never learned how to fight. He stops maybe 30 seconds and about that many strikes after he realizes I'm not fighting back. I tell him it was good to see him and continue on my way.
Funniest fight I was ever in.
Here's mine:
I was a freshman in high school and it was Halloween and my friend invited me to an event at his church. It was decently fun (didn't have anything better to do) and lots of wholesome activities like a moon bounce, carnival-ish games, and a huge cardboard box maze that filled up 2 basketball courts.
So I'm sliding through the box maze for the heck of it and get to a 6x6x8 room with a strobe light. I see this kid that I knew from middle school (but moved before HS). Now he was rather geeky and weak; I was nerdy and short but sports put me significantly higher on the food chain. So I did pick on him, nothing too terrible, but certainly not nice. (I never had anything against him, but I was bored. Of course the picked on kid will see things differently from the bully)
So we recognize each other and I say, "Hey." and notice he's a few inches taller than me now. We catch up a little and he says he's gonna fight me. I thought it was a joke so I said OK. So he starts punching at me in the strobe light and I watch it in hilarious slow motion and he hits me in the upper chest. I get shoved back a little but it doesn't hurt in the least.
I'm still laughing to myself and he punches ineffectually at me, I think he might have even hit me in the face a few times but nothing hurt more than a slap. I guess it was good he never learned how to fight. He stops maybe 30 seconds and about that many strikes after he realizes I'm not fighting back. I tell him it was good to see him and continue on my way.
Funniest fight I was ever in.
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