Question If you were the first person on Mars what would you say?

[Izack]

"You guys'd better not pull a Spirit on me here...Eh guys? ...Guys?"

 

[jinglesassy]

Good green blob dont blow up please please dont blow up please please please get away AH!!!!!..................................................................................................

 

[Pyromaniac605]

"So... Where's the TV?"
"There is no TV on Mars."
"...No...TV..."
*Runs into lander and flys back home*

Astronaut:"What the?"
Houston:"I'm sorry, didn't quite catch that."
Astronaut:"Is this blood?"
Houston:"Of course not there's no"
Astronaut:"OH $*#@ GET IT OFF ME AGH!!!!!"
Houston:"This is Houston do you copy?"
Houston:"This is Houston do you copy?"
Houston"Damnit lost another one, time for a cover up?"
Houston 2:"That was on live TV."
Houston:"It was? $#%@"
Houston 2:"I told you we should've landed somewhere else this time."

Darren

 

[Unstung]

"You guys'd better not pull a Spirit on me here...Eh guys? ...Guys?"

That comic makes me feel sad for the little robot stuck on Mars.

 

[Slice N Splice]

Were not in florida anymore...

 

[Pyromaniac605]

No you've got it all wrong its "We're not in Kansas anymore." don't you know anything? (Sarcastic)

Darren

 

[Drakomis]

"With this first step, I shall now ignite a hundred years of conspiracy theories! Only this flag shall tell our tale of ever being here.."

*ba-da-dish*

 

[Orbinaut Pete]

"Wow, so that Obama space plan really did work out!" :rofl:

 

[Pyromaniac605]

"What ship got me here anyway?"

Darren

 

[Izack]

I would look around slowly, take in the mesas, the canyons, the arroyos, the thin cold atmosphere, and say:
"I'm soooo glad I'm not on the Venus team."

 

[Pyromaniac605]

Are you trying to tell me something Izack? :dry:

Darren

 

[HAL9001]

well, I CAN land an DGIV aon mars easily, but venus this is very had.

 

[Slice N Splice]

No you've got it all wrong its "We're not in Kansas anymore." don't you know anything? (Sarcastic)

Darren

The reason i said that is because i launched from floridas cape canaveral... :facepalm:

Second of all this isn't wizard of oz :thumbup:

 

[Izack]

Are you trying to tell me something Izack? :dry:

Darren

No! I only noticed that irony a while after I posted. :facepalm:

I was referring only to geography and climate. Sorry if it seemed rude.

 

[N_Molson]

*chinese speech* (with live translation in each country, like for the Olympics Games)...

 

[zionn]

"its a smal stap for a man,but a giant leep for ants"

 

[Columbia42]

"Hmmm... I think the colors are more vivid in Orbiter."

 

[Solar424]

"Ok, guys, let me back in. No, don't go to full throttle. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[fireballs619]

I would look around slowly, take in the mesas, the canyons, the arroyos, the thin cold atmosphere, and say:
"I'm soooo glad I'm not on the Venus team."

That's pretty darn funny nonetheless.

 

[Allan]

damn, I forgot my razor?