Updates Kepler: Mission news & launch thread

[Proximus]

This probe is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! Its a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the sky it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its housekeeping processes are now 'istory! Its off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PROBE!!

"Its pining"

 

[Urwumpe]

"Its pining"

"VOOM"?!? Mate, this probe wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

 

[mahdavi3d]

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