I agree with Siberian Tiger about the floating launch platform. Allow me to flesh out the idea a little.
http://www.prinzeugen.com/V2.htm
Read that, especially the last half, about the floating containers.
I think that the best plan for this is to drop one of these into the ocean, near the coast, with an unfueled rocket inside. Obviously it would need to be bigger than a V2, but it doesn't seem too unreasonable, and it won't need fuel initially, since it can make it onsite with electrolytic cells. The heat shield can drop away after it's not needed anymore. It should land in good weather, but even so, immediately drop an anchor, and use ballast tanks to submerge to a depth of a few hundred feet and stay there to protect itself from wave action. It should also have a bouy on the surface with a radio, for communications. It would use this to verify to mission control that it's safe, it is manufacturing fuel at the predicted rate, etc. It could use a nuclear reactor (or an RTG, depending on power requirements) to power the electolytic cells. The bouy would use solar panels, so the only connection between the bouy and the platform would need to be an anchor line (it could use an acousic modem or low frequency radio for communication with the submerged launch platform). Once mission control is satisfied that everything is all set with the launch platform, the landing vehicle splashes down near the launch vehicle, and either the lunatics explore the ocean primarily, or they could take a boat to the shore. When they're all done, they take their boat to the launch site, and mission control commands the launch platform to surface. By this time, the rocket is fueled up and ready to fly. Obviously the top end of the platform would be lighter than the bottom end (possibly by only partially blowing the bottom ballast tanks). The lunatics climb aboard, the top hatch is opened, and they fly away. Their launch capsule does not need maneuvering capability after reaching orbit (except perhaps some reaction wheels, or some other way to keep it from starting to spin due to gravity gradient torque before docking), since the LRV can come to it. After that, the mission proceeds as the rest of you have described it so well.
http://www.prinzeugen.com/V2.htm
Read that, especially the last half, about the floating containers.
I think that the best plan for this is to drop one of these into the ocean, near the coast, with an unfueled rocket inside. Obviously it would need to be bigger than a V2, but it doesn't seem too unreasonable, and it won't need fuel initially, since it can make it onsite with electrolytic cells. The heat shield can drop away after it's not needed anymore. It should land in good weather, but even so, immediately drop an anchor, and use ballast tanks to submerge to a depth of a few hundred feet and stay there to protect itself from wave action. It should also have a bouy on the surface with a radio, for communications. It would use this to verify to mission control that it's safe, it is manufacturing fuel at the predicted rate, etc. It could use a nuclear reactor (or an RTG, depending on power requirements) to power the electolytic cells. The bouy would use solar panels, so the only connection between the bouy and the platform would need to be an anchor line (it could use an acousic modem or low frequency radio for communication with the submerged launch platform). Once mission control is satisfied that everything is all set with the launch platform, the landing vehicle splashes down near the launch vehicle, and either the lunatics explore the ocean primarily, or they could take a boat to the shore. When they're all done, they take their boat to the launch site, and mission control commands the launch platform to surface. By this time, the rocket is fueled up and ready to fly. Obviously the top end of the platform would be lighter than the bottom end (possibly by only partially blowing the bottom ballast tanks). The lunatics climb aboard, the top hatch is opened, and they fly away. Their launch capsule does not need maneuvering capability after reaching orbit (except perhaps some reaction wheels, or some other way to keep it from starting to spin due to gravity gradient torque before docking), since the LRV can come to it. After that, the mission proceeds as the rest of you have described it so well.
