Minor annoyances in life

[Pilot7893]

You know those things in life that won't kill you, but they just annoy you? Let's see how a big a list we can get.
-When you cut a bagel in half and one half is really thin and the other side is really thick
-When you sit up after laying down, and all the blood rushes out of you head and you almost black out
-When you post the song in a Youtube video in the description, and you get about 3 million comments saying "What's the music?"

 

[Biscuit]

... people wearing hats sideways thinking they look cool
... people wearing pants so low the waistband is at knee level, again, thinking they look cool
... mouthbreathers ... usually also exhibiting one of the above behaviours
... very large women wearing sweatpants that are 5 sizes too small, so that they wind up stretched so thin they are almost transparent allowing you to see every ripple of cellulite ... brrrrr ... there's a couple of these at work
... people with 24 items in their cart going through the 20 item or less line
... people writing out a check in the cash only line
... cashiers who let them do it
... mumblers
... waking up knowing you've just had the coolest dream you've ever had in your life, but you can't remember what the dream was about
... people who ramble on and on in lists like this ... oh, wait :rofl:

 

[Gorn]

... people with 24 items in their cart going through the 20 item or less line
... people writing out a check in the cash only line
... cashiers who let them do it

There's a cashier who works at a convenience store near my home who is perhaps the world's slowest clerk. Snails on downers are faster than her. If you hand her a five dollar bill for an item that costs $3.83, you have to wait patiently as she hands over the change with agonizing slowness, one coin or bill at a time, carefully scrutinizing each -- "one dollar .............. one-ten ............................ one-fifteen .............................. one-sixteen ........................... one-seventeen."

I tried giving her exact change once, thinking that might solve the problem, but it only made it worse. I hadn't considered that she has to count the money she receives as well as what she hands out, so that $3.83 became "one dollar .................................. two dollars ........................ three dollars ......................... ," etc. :rofl:

 

[Zatnikitelman]

...when people in the bank line don't have their transactions ready to go.
...when said people also have more than the maximum 3 transactions.
...when you can't get up the nerve to talk to the one girl in the whole college you like.
...when you realize you only have 2 months left to talk to her before everyone's schedule changes and you may never see her again. (yes, I have friends that I've seen out of sheer beginningness only once and it's a small campus!)

 

[Talon1]

- when your computer keeps crashing
- when the weather report says clear skies then it rains
- when you install a program, works, then crashes 10 seconds later
- when you keep getting owned in gunz, exteel, and air rivals
- when you keep crashing your DG IV landing gears when landing


= happened to me

 

[Gorn]

Minor annoyances? Here's a blast from the past ... pay toilets!

 

[Deke]

Things that annoy me... Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything that exists. Past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!

Oh!

And Hugh Jackman!

 

[Talon1]

can someone tell me how to put on an animated avatar?

 

[joeybigO]

Minor annoyances: people who cut you off when you've been waiting 5 minutes at Stone Oak Parkway.
When someone goes after the light turns green on a arrow
when someone commits an error the day after you told them don't do that.
When the kids get off the computer at 10:15 when you told them 10.
People who think that giant suitcase will actually fit in the overhead bin.
When a 50 cent part is all you need and they are out of stock.

 

[Deke]

people who cut you off when you've been waiting 5 minutes at Stone Oak Parkway.

Aquire a Scotty and install Ramming Speed.

When someone goes after the light turns green on a arrow

This is when ramming speed would be initiated.

when someone commits an error the day after you told them don't do that.

Aquire belt. Beat.

When the kids get off the computer at 10:15 when you told them 10.

Aquire belt. Beat.

People who think that giant suitcase will actually fit in the overhead bin.

Take briefcase, throw off plane. Aquire belt. Beat. Throw passanger off plane.

When a 50 cent part is all you need and they are out of stock.

Hold place hostage until part delivered.


I've just solved your problems.

 

[willy88]

Aquire belt. Beat.

What about the boiling oil?

 

[unussapiens]

When the kids get off the computer at 10:15 when you told them 10.

When my parents yell at me for staying on the computer for an extra 15 minutes so I could finish what I was coding (or at least finish that function)

Don't you love alternate points of view?

 

[Suzy]

Graffiti "taggers" - their inane sprayings are all over my suburb - over fences, power poles, the local shops... I get homicidal thoughts about what I would like to do to the little ! (This is probably a major annoyance)

 

[Master of Blades]

Graffiti "taggers" - their inane sprayings are all over my suburb - over fences, power poles, the local shops... I get homicidal thoughts about what I would like to do to the little ! (This is probably a major annoyance)

Yah... taggers are pathetic, no better than animals pissing everywhere. O,o

However I must admit that I kind of like the more elaborate sprayed paintings and stencils.

 

[Urwumpe]

There are many legal and very good paint jobs in my region, but even these are not safe from taggers. I have no problem, with people spraying a complex graffiti on a gray wall, but I have a problem when they just spray their self-given name on the wall multiple times.

 

[Andy44]

Grafitti? Aquire belt. Beat.

 

[razgriz31m]

.....when something gets lost and your tired of looking for it, that's the time it will only appear XD

 

[Pilot7893]

You're on one of those office chairs, when the backrest collapses and you land on your ass

 

[Quick_Nick]

When you thought of a good thing to post in this thread... but you FORGOT what it was by the time you finished reading all the posts! :blink:

 

[Star explorer]

when you click on something in the forum and it says this forum reqiures that you wait 30 seconds between searches EEEEERRRRRR:suicide: