NASA finds Cocaine in OPF-3

Discovery is slated to blast off from the Kennedy Space Centre in March to deliver supplies and spare parts to the International Space Station.
anyone find this suspicious?
 
I may have to leave my own shuttles on the ground for awhile. No sense in flying after a worker may have found the administration's stash while fixing the belly tiles. :uhh:
 
Now we also know why sometimes the heat blankets come loose around the OMS pods.


"Hey, if we change the name to be spelled with a "u", no one will ever suspect why we really chose the name of our first fully-capable shuttle."

(No disrespect meant to Columbia or her crew, may they rest in peace)
 
Looks like EVERYONE's getting urine and follicle testing...
I'm screwed then.

Seriously, if someone tests positive for something they could be in a lot of trouble for something they potentially did not do.
 
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
:lol:

Here it is;

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I'm screwed then.

Seriously, if someone tests positive for something they could be in a lot of trouble for something they potentially did not do.

Poppy seeds on buns (not actually). Codeine content cough syrup... taken naively of course, for the right reasons.

http://www.aviationmedicine.com/articles/index.cfm?fuseaction=displayArticle&articleID=35

Edit: ..and some of the compositions and substances that can be acquired OTC that civil aviation keeps an eye on, though certainly not all, are listed here. Anyone got any links on what astronauts are screened for?

http://www.avhf.com/html/Publications/Medical_Info/OTC Medicine.htm
 
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NASA and each of the contractors have a zero tolerance policy for drugs in the workplace. Employees can be prosecuted and fired for offenses.


Zero tolerance but testing drugs in zero gravity :rofl::cheers:
 
Guess what happened next...

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LOL! Despite the shocking news, I'm rofl'ing at this thread... best shot ever there.. :rofl:
 
NASA and each of the contractors have a zero tolerance policy for drugs in the workplace. Employees can be prosecuted and fired for offenses.


Zero tolerance but testing drugs in zero gravity :rofl::cheers:

Fired, yes.

Prosecuted? No.
 
Drug containers for the XR5, XR2, and DG-IV. Someone make them. Now.
Guess I can give it a go.
 
Given that cocaine even was found in the European parliament in Brussels and even in the German parliament, It doesn't really surprise me too much that cocaine certainly can be found almost everywhere if one just intends to find evidences and searches for. But other than politicians, it seems that the people working in the OPFs at least do their jobs properly :thumbup:
 
Mmh now I understand ! The New Horizons Probe is a "delivery" for the plutonians ! I can understand them, it is so cold out there... :lol:
 
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