News New WO2001 Action Figure Released!

Monolith Action Figure

Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010 (1:4:9 - the squares of the first 3 integers).
Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic).
Zero (0) points of articulation.
May cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution, seeing things filled with stars, and/or more (or it might just sit on your desk doing nothing).
Dimensions: .75" x 3" x 6.75"
:rofl:
 
I really hope that's not an April Fool because I think that's really cool. I'd put it on my desk at work and when collegues ask what it's for my reply would "I'm waiting to see if it causes you to evolve"... :lol:
 
WARNING: May contain stars. :rofl:
I'll put in in with my sea monkeys and see if they develop tools. I hope it doesn't multiply and make ignite fusion my house!
 
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