Quick, you late-night Americans and others! Jokes! QUICK!

[James.Denholm]

Rats, how could we forget? How did we forget Friday the 13th? The jokes and puns possible...

But we may still be able to salvage it, for it is Saturday the 14th here, but, in other places, such as America, it may still be prior to midnight. Quick! A pun, joke, witty coment, anything! For the sake of the day!

Oh, and the Probe wants you to.

 

[Andy44]

This thread is bad luck.

 

[Zatnikitelman]

A thread of bad luck on a bad luck day...hmm, does this thread multiply the bad luck of Fri 13, or just add to it?

 

[Pilot7893]

What a good friday! I think I'll do the hardest mission imaginable in Orbiter without Quicksave! How's that?

 

[Chipstone306]

A thread of bad luck on a bad luck day...hmm, does this thread multiply the bad luck of Fri 13, or just add to it?

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ABOUT FRIDAY THE 13TH

today
broke up with the girlfriend due to her crazy ex and him acting bad around her kids.
MASSIVE FOREST FIRE breakes out in halifax
I get told that tonight i have to work the fire line till the fire is out
( VOLUNTEER fire fighter 5 years +)

 

[Missioncmdr]

I would not consider myself superstitious. Today seems to be that proof. Today was a good day for me. For a day in which I had to go to school, it was not that bad. Of course, there is still 61 minutes left for something to go wrong.

 

[pattersoncr]

Of course, there is still 61 minutes left for something to go wrong.

Now you've done it.

 

[Chipstone306]

lol
the girlfriend called and spoke to her ex and worked it out.....too bad the fire hasent worked things out...

 

[markl316]

It hasn't been an unlucky day for me at all.
Bowled a 197 (high score).
Kicked my brother's butt in tennis (6-1,6-0,6-0)

 

[Deke]

I too can say today was a very enjoyable day.
Good day at work, got off and went to a friend's house for a pool party, everyone had a good time, then we all went to the lake and hung out there.

Was a very tranquil day.

 

[James.Denholm]

It hasn't been an unlucky day for me at all.
Bowled a 197 (high score).
Kicked my brother's butt in tennis (6-1,6-0,6-0)

Wasn't the same for your brother then.

Hey, I'd laugh if something catastrophic happened at the last second, as in at GMT-12 (or 11, or whatever), just before midnight, the world ended or somesuch. Actualy, I probably wouldn't laugh, but maybe in the afterlife I would...

 

[unussapiens]

Hmm, I had my final exam on friday, I wonder how I went.

 

[James.Denholm]

Oh, drat, now I remember, Friday was report-writing day for our school. So if one of my teachers felt annoyed because a meteor put his wife and kids in hospital, that's probably not so good for me...

 

[joiz]

Hmm, I had my final exam on friday, I wonder how I went.

same here: i think I failed it

 

[Whatu]

same here: i think I failed it

Same here, but i know I failed it :dry:

 

[nitro159]

Erm Yesterday for me was quite alright actually... worst thing that happened was my friend banging her head on my wall... my fault (it sounds bad but its nothing like that) and the rest was good