Humor Random Comments Thread

[cjp]

It's raining outside, I have to go out there in a few hours...I hope it'll stop...

First post?

Where in Germany is it rainy? The weather is excellent here in the Netherlands.

Edit: ah, I see. There's lots of rain north of the Alps, and it isn't going to improve soon.

 

[Andy44]

75 years? Did they invent LSD in 1934?

 

[Fireproof]

what can i do

I want to say im sorry to Hali Gisi for; meeting u, for talking to u, for liking u, for telling people I like u, for telling u I like u, and for txting u. I hope u can somehow read this.
what can i do about this she is not my friend nomore

 

[tblaxland]

Ouch, someone got hurt. Chin up, AFM_101. It hurts but you'll get over it. And your chances of catching the next fish will be greatly increased if you handle this with dignity.

 

[Eagle]

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/10/311.html

Learn something new every day, my interpretation of the 2nd amendment just got a whole lot clearer.

 

[FordPrefect]

I wish so much, I could escape the everlasting infinite loop of ending up as a buddy to women I could give my heart away for. I'm drowning in a sea full of fish and none of them spots me. In my next life, hell, I want to be really good looking. Character doesn't seem to impress. Dammit.

 

[Linguofreak]

I have shingles.

Thank God (literally) that it's not causing me as much pain as I hear it can...

 

[Eagle]

I have shingles.

Thank God (literally) that it's not causing me as much pain as I hear it can...

That's rough, get some chicken noodle soup in ya.

 

[Linguofreak]

That's rough, get some chicken noodle soup in ya.

Actually more annoying than anything else.

 

[Eagle]

Actually more annoying than anything else.

Well, see if you can get somebody to make you pudding. That ought to make it a bit more tolerable.

 

[Linguofreak]

?=(b+b)||!(b+b)

/*No Comment*/

 

[cjp]

?=(b+b)||!(b+b)

That's a classic one... Shakespeare, isn't it?

*tries to guess Linguofreak's password*

 

[Filthy]

There exist no tense other than the present. The past is no more in as much as the future is not yet.

"Live wrong and perspire."

 

[Linguofreak]

That's a classic one... Shakespeare, isn't it?

*tries to guess Linguofreak's password*

It's nothing that you'd get from that post.

 

[RisingFury]

I wish so much, I could escape the everlasting infinite loop of ending up as a buddy to women I could give my heart away for. I'm drowning in a sea full of fish and none of them spots me. In my next life, hell, I want to be really good looking. Character doesn't seem to impress. Dammit.

Oh don't worry. At least your mid-life crisis won't be as bad

 

[Linguofreak]

I wish to complain.

I have just realized that coffee is not #C0FFEE. From the name, you'd expect that it would have a nice creamy green color. But every cup of coffee I've ever had is brown: Nowhere even close to #C0FFEE. This drink is broken, something is horribly wrong with it and it won't run properly.

Where do I file a bug report?

 

[TSPenguin]

Coffee is like a good wine. Give it some time and let it rest in a warm moisture rich enviroment. Only the best coffee carries the label #C0FFEE

 

[tblaxland]

You want green coffee? My wife and I drink this stuff, looks brown in the cup but is closer to "green" than most
http://www.nestle.com.au/Products/Drinks/Nescafe/NESCAF_Greenblend/NESCAFÉ_Greenblend.htm

 

[Andy44]

Someone do me a favor and let me know if you can see the thumbs at this link:

http://img291.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=19930026.jpg

These are from a trip I took recently. I'm not sure how Imageshack's "gallery" system works and while I can see these pics I don't know if someone else can. All film, BTW, scanned negs and uploaded.

This one's nice; I can't wait to get the neg into a dark room and make my own large custom print:


http://img147.imageshack.us/my.php?image=19930010.jpg

 

[tblaxland]

Someone do me a favor and let me know if you can see the thumbs at this link:

I see 'em :speakcool:. Classic shot this one:

EDIT: I hope someone was holding your ankles for those "over-the-edge" shots...