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[Urwumpe]

Stephen Hawkins, Mary Curie, Nicola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Robert Koch, Neil deGrasse Tyson (More important for Discovery Channel addicts I suspect, less so for the ROW), Galileo Galilei, I suspect Santa Claus, Richard Feynman, Charles Darwin

vs.

... I never forget a beautiful woman, which would explain why this plastic doll is unknown to me. Isn't she one of those who have to hang around with football players for feeling intellectual?

 

[PhantomCruiser]

That "beautiful woman" is on the Jersey Shore TV program. Sad that I know this... But, she does look much better without all the makeup.

Edit-
Thanks to Cras and a bigger monitor I see she's not who I thought she was. It's Kim... I don't watch reality TV, I deal with and at work, why on Earth would I want to get home and watch similar people as entertainment?

 

[Izack]

... I never forget a beautiful woman, which would explain why this plastic doll is unknown to me. Isn't she one of those who have to hang around with football players for feeling intellectual?

Worse burn than Pad 51-A's ever seen.

 

[Urwumpe]

Worse burn than Pad 51-A's ever seen.

For sure. Put her next to a Motörhead concert, and you can likely also see bricks of make-up being blown away. :lol:

 

[jedidia]

Stephen Hawkins, Mary Curie, Nicola

Ah, she's there, actually. I know I should have enlarged the image...

Isn't she one of those who have to hang around with football players for feeling intellectual?

Hanging around soccer players to feel intelectual? How exactly does that work? :lol:

 

[Urwumpe]

Hanging around soccer players to feel intelectual? How exactly does that work? :lol:

Next to Lothar Matthäus, every cheap chick looks like the next Nobel Prize winner. :lol:

 

[Cras]

That "beautiful woman" is on the Jersey Shore TV program. Sad that I know this... But, she does look much better without all the makeup.

She is a reality tv person....but not Jersey Shore. So not as sad as you think.

 

[mojoey]

See, why does anyone find her attractive?

 

[Urwumpe]

See, why does anyone find her attractive?

I could think of two reasons, if you are desperate.

 

[n122vu]

Kim Kardashian, if I'm not mistaken.

Also, saw this quote on the Facebooks, applies to me this afternoon.
"I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to throw in a few potato chips."

 

[Loru]

I couldn't "resist"

 

[orb]

I couldn't "resist"

It's missing a zeppelin.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

"And as we wind on down the road..."

 

[Pipcard]

It's missing a zeppelin.

What about a zeppelin covered in a lot of LEDs that form a screen showing a Led Zeppelin concert?

 

[n122vu]

I couldn't "resist"

I love their drummer, John BonOhm.

 

[mojoey]

I love their drummer, John BonOhm.

Who once did a duet with Pxl Rose.

 

[MattBaker]

Stephen Hawkins, Mary Curie, Nicola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Robert Koch, Neil deGrasse Tyson (More important for Discovery Channel addicts I suspect, less so for the ROW), Galileo Galilei, I suspect Santa Claus, Richard Feynman, Charles Darwin

Not sure if Urwumpe is making mistakes to find out if people are intellectual, he needs some sleep or has problems with names:hmm:
But it's amazing what happens if you take away the glasses from Robert Koch and trim his beard a little. He almost looks like Sigmund Freud, unbelievable.
And Richard Feynman with a turtleneck and a new haircut looks exactly like Carl Sagan, maybe intelligence is hereditary and they're all related:hmm:

Now I wonder what happens if Charles Darwin grows his hair...*gasp*...IT'S KARL MARX, I KNEW IT!

 

[Quick_Nick]

Not sure if Urwumpe is making mistakes to find out if people are intellectual, he needs some sleep or has problems with names:hmm:
But it's amazing what happens if you take away the glasses from Robert Koch and trim his beard a little. He almost looks like Sigmund Freud, unbelievable.
And Richard Feynman with a turtleneck and a new haircut looks exactly like Carl Sagan, maybe intelligence is hereditary and they're all related:hmm:

Now I wonder what happens if Charles Darwin grows his hair...*gasp*...IT'S KARL MARX, I KNEW IT!

Haha, I was confused while trying to find Feynman after seeing Urwumpe's post.

 

[Urwumpe]

... or has problems with names:hmm:

The last one is pretty likely. I have a REALLY poor name memory. I would forget my own if I wouldn't see it on desk every day.

(But that is Carl Sagan? It looked more like the 1980s Feynman to me)

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Did you know that 42 people have died as a result of being ingested into the engine of a Boeing 737?