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[Artlav]

Take over detected.
Emergency protocols engaged.
Commencing random content insertion.

 

[Urwumpe]

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

Oh dear...... :shifty:

 

[jedidia]

This thread has gone to hell in an egg basket. I hate you all.

 

[Scav]

 

[n122vu]

Nagasaki:

Detroit:

As always, Japan wins.

And also, Artlav is now on my 'list' for getting this stuck in my head:

 

[Urwumpe]

 

[Ghostrider]

Well, an oldie but a goldie.

You'll be SO sorry now.

 

[Artlav]

And also, Artlav is now on my 'list' for getting this stuck in my head:

Hey, it could have been ponies. :tiphat:

 

[Ghostrider]

WTF PONIES?!?

Regina is not pleased.

 

[mojoey]

MLP you said?

 

[n122vu]

MLP you said?

"MLP," I responded, then took another sip of my coffee.

 

[MattBaker]

 

[MaverickSawyer]

One of my coworkers has had a BEARD* for a long time. He came to work today clean-shaven. After a few seconds of confusion, I asked him if he had lost a bet. His reply: "No, when it comes to bets, this (strokes chin) is off the table."

*: Yes, it's capitalized. Because I don't have any pics to show you, interpret the epicness of the beard for yourself.

 

[Linguofreak]

@#&%!!!

Right in the middle of trying to troubleshoot something, my mouse's scrollwheel breaks, leaving both of my computers nigh unusable. You never realize how dependent you are on your scrollwheel for getting things done until it cuts out and you're left dragging scrollbars.

@#&%!!!

 

[Quick_Nick]

@#&%!!!

Right in the middle of trying to troubleshoot something, my mouse's scrollwheel breaks, leaving both of my computers nigh unusable. You never realize how dependent you are on your scrollwheel for getting things done until it cuts out and you're left dragging scrollbars.

@#&%!!!

Arrow keys? PgDn, PgUp?

 

[mojoey]

One of my coworkers has had a BEARD* for a long time. He came to work today clean-shaven. After a few seconds of confusion, I asked him if he had lost a bet. His reply: "No, when it comes to bets, this (strokes chin) is off the table."

*: Yes, it's capitalized. Because I don't have any pics to show you, interpret the epicness of the beard for yourself.

Are we talking Jack Patillo beard:

Or Viking beard:

 

[Spacethingy]

@#&%!!!

Right in the middle of trying to troubleshoot something, my mouse's scrollwheel breaks, leaving both of my computers nigh unusable. You never realize how dependent you are on your scrollwheel for getting things done until it cuts out and you're left dragging scrollbars.

@#&%!!!

Same here with "upgrading" to Windows 8.1. It seemed to skip support for middle button click with my laptop. Never realised how much I was using it in web-browsers!

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Are we talking Jack Patillo beard:

Or Viking beard:

First one, but thicker.

 

[MattBaker]

One of my coworkers has had a BEARD* for a long time. He came to work today clean-shaven.

Yesterday I decided my hair was too long and needed to be cut. Since I dislike hairdressers I did it myself and the only thing I'm able to do myself is a buzz cut.
Today I already got called "Triple H's anorexic brother", still not sure if that was a compliment or an insult...

---------- Post added at 08:37 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:34 AM ----------

You never realize how dependent you are on your scrollwheel for getting things done until it cuts out and you're left dragging scrollbars.

Try a broken mouse that doubles your clicks so everytime you click it thinks you're doing a double click.
On a Saturday evening.

The last time I learnt so many keyboard shortcuts was when PC's didn't have a mouse...