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[Artlav]

You guys have some seriously insane speedlimits in Russia... :blink:

km/h of course :embarrassed:
Too much space games, too little sleep.

However, every now and then someone here passes you at speeds that suggest he thinks it's actually km/s.

 

[MattBaker]

I would say I've driven 0.06 km/s before but somehow this number is really unimpressive.

 

[n0mad23]

Ain't tongue tied, just don't got nothin' to say....

 

[Urwumpe]

In my time we had a wall of buttons and no damn touchscreen...and we liked it!

But seriously, I'm no big fan of touchscreens proliferating on cars...some sort of tactile feedback is needed when driving and looking away from the road isn't the best option. Congrats on the new car, though!

Is also not meant for driving, the important stuff is all on the steering wheel, with all classic rocker switches, buttons and levers. :lol:

The only time you likely need to touch the touchscreen during driving is for cancelling traffic messages, by touching the big "cancel" button... and it has audio feedback, like common for smartphones as well.

 

[Fabri91]

So, as usual when a new iDevice gets released, unfortunate things happen:

But wait a moment...

...

 

[mojoey]

Is also not meant for driving, the important stuff is all on the steering wheel, with all classic rocker switches, buttons and levers. :lol:

The only time you likely need to touch the touchscreen during driving is for cancelling traffic messages, by touching the big "cancel" button... and it has audio feedback, like common for smartphones as well.

"You missed the turn again. Jesus, how many times do I say: 'Turn left here.' hmm? Do you ever listen to me? Nope. God, you're as bad as my previous owner."

 

[MattBaker]

"You missed the turn again. Jesus, how many times do I say: 'Turn left here.' hmm? Do you ever listen to me? Nope. God, you're as bad as my previous owner."

"I don't remember having a wife...oh no, it's just my car."

 

[Urwumpe]

"You missed the turn again. Jesus, how many times do I say: 'Turn left here.' hmm? Do you ever listen to me? Nope. God, you're as bad as my previous owner."

No navigation system in my car. :thumbup:

I am a man: I don't get lost, I just explore unchartered places.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

To explore strange, new worlds...

 

[ISProgram]

Used a new external drive for the first time today. Plugged it in, transferred all my files to it, and reset my computer to factory standards.
...
Plugged it in again to check my files, and had a heart attack when they were all gone. Panicked a bit.
Finally calmed down, yanked (not eject; the option doesn't pop up for it) it out in absolute rage, and serendipitously plugged it back into a different USB plug. And the files were back. :whew:

Why Seagate, why?!?

 

[SpaceEagle]

Today I realized that speaking a sentence is much more faster than writing it :dry:
Damn!!!

, SpaceEagle

 

[Urwumpe]

Today I realized that speaking a sentence is much more faster than writing it :dry:
Damn!!!

, SpaceEagle

Welcome to professional work-life communications. :lol: Phoning is always better than email, if possible.

 

[MattBaker]

Phoning is always better than email, if possible.

I think you got it wrong. Email is always better than phoning because you don't have to talk to people directly, have time for phrasing, don't have to show your voice and you have all interactions on record.

 

[RisingFury]

Used a new external drive for the first time today. Plugged it in, transferred all my files to it, and reset my computer to factory standards.
...
Plugged it in again to check my files, and had a heart attack when they were all gone. Panicked a bit.
Finally calmed down, yanked (not eject; the option doesn't pop up for it) it out in absolute rage, and serendipitously plugged it back into a different USB plug. And the files were back. :whew:

Why Seagate, why?!?

I never ever ever mess around with any system restore points, resets or anything like that. I only tried it once and regretted it.

 

[Matias Saibene]

To explore strange, new worlds...

[Image of Enterprise in warp]

...to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

 

[jedidia]

...to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

The starflight version is more appropriate for the image:

...to boldly blow up stuff where no one has blown stuff up before!

 

[meson800]

C++ is the new C — twice the power, twice the size, works in hostile environments, and if you try to use it without care and special training you will probably crash.

:lol:

From the article, "If programming languages were vehicles

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

:lol:

From the article, "If programming languages were vehicles

:rofl:

Only thing Id argue would be that haskell is better represented as this:

 

[Fabri91]

Sunday I got to try our GoPro-like camera:

 

[Izack]

Great. Check Engine light is on and engine is shaking furiously in its brackets. I don't think it wants to be checked...