Simple Question = Silly Answer

[tl8]

This is from xkcd

Easy enough: Answer the question above you with a silly answer then ask a question of your own.

Example:

Q. What is the meaning of life?
A. I don't know about you, but the meaning of my life is to kill you! *shoots*

Something like that. I shall begin:

How does the ISS orbit?

 

[willy88]

Because it can.

Why is the economy in the septic tank?

 

[tl8]

Because its a gold plated Septic tank

Why is poo brown?

 

[willy88]

Because you didn't go to Taco Bell last night. :rofl:

Why do stars twinkle?

 

[unussapiens]

Because they're too lazy to be that bright all the time.

How many roads must a man walk down?

 

[Quick_Nick]

(since you 'stole' a question from xkcd, I'll steal an answer)
The exact amount proportionate to the woman he wishes not to be.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Zatnikitelman]

If he was Chuck Norris, he wouldn't chuck it, he'd roundhouse kick it!

Why is crapple a bunch of dictators?

 

[n122vu]

Because the word cranapple was already taken.

Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop, who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

 

[AstroCam]

The probe. All hail its chewy goodness. The probe even created Chuck Norris.

What is that awful stench emanating from my Deltaglider's control console?

 

[ar81]

The stench comes from a leak in the sceptic tank of ISS...
Or it could be the bioreactor of DG.
Or it could be just a crewmember hidden in the console who had digestion (gas) problems.

Why aren't any tribbles in Orbiter?

 

[Donamy]

Because computers aren't fast enough, to handle their reproduction rates yet.

Can God make a rock so big, that he can't lift it ?

 

[astrosammy]

Yes, he's so old that he even can't lift a little stone.

Why is my house not UMMU compatible?

 

[Woo482]

because its a space craft 3 file you need to make a dll for your house to be ummu compatible

 

[ar81]

Where is the question in that last post?

 

[Zatnikitelman]

The question was invisible to all but the great and mighty Probe! HAIL PROBE!

I can haz cheezeburger?

 

[Linguofreak]

Because computers aren't fast enough, to handle their reproduction rates yet.

Can God make a rock so big, that he can't lift it ?

He can make anything, he can lift anything.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. Which sentence is true?

 

[RisingFury]

The one that's not false.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

 

[dbeachy1]

"This sentence is false."

No answer for that one.

 

[Linguofreak]

The one that's not false.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Colonel Sanders.

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Kaito]

As many as it takes

How to you get up in the morning?