Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity

[ar81]

See Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity

 

[tomek]

That can't be true :lol:

 

[Eagle]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/astronaut_suspects_nasa_using_him

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/astronauts_suffer_agonizing_high

Space related pieces.

 

[Jarvitä]

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a groundbreaking new study by the Department of Labor, working—the physical act of engaging in a productive job-related activity—may greatly increase the amount of work accomplished during the workday, especially when compared with the more common practices of wasting time and not working.

Wait, how is that groundbreaking? Is there some additional research in this study I've missed, or is this another government study that spend untold amounts of funding to come up with "working gets the job done, as opposed to not working"?

 

[ar81]

Wait, how is that groundbreaking?

The onion is a satire web newspaper. It's humor on current world events.
But if you analyze it seriously, working at work is more productive than not working.

 

[Jarvitä]

But if you analyze it seriously, working at work is more productive than not working.

Who would have thought... :rofl:

 

[Andy44]

I love the Onion.

Around the DC Metro train stations the Onion is distributed as an actual newspaper for free. The articles are all fake, of course, but the entertainment section is real.