The Acronym Game

[Tex]

The Acronym Game
Please read below before playing!

To Play

I will start by picking an acronym. The acronym may be a real one, or it may be made up. The goal is for you to make the funniest full name out of the acronym as you can. For example:

OMG - Overrated monkey god

I will pick the winner after one day (24 hours after this post). Who ever wins the first day will pick a new acronym for day 2. That same person will pick the winner after another day. The new winner will then pick yet another new acronym and so on.

• You must wait 24 hours after picking a new acronym to pick a winner for that day.
• Make sure you're posting for that days acronym.

Have fun!

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Today's Acronym is: NASA

 

[Fireproof]

No Aeronautics and Space Administration

 

[Zatnikitelman]

National Asinine Snipers Association

 

[Lambo]

LBRIWMBASH

I Misread the OP it seems

Never Accepted Serious Accidents

Oh and yes first post of mine since the old forums. >_>

 

[Pilot7893]

Requesting Orbit For Landing
I know, not that funny

---------- Post added at 10:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:41 PM ----------

Wow, didn't read the rules. Ok, how about this:
Never A Straight Answer.

 

[Omhra]

negative ascent seems attainable.

 

[Linguofreak]

Never Average Sour Apples.

 

[Fireproof]

Not A Stupid Acronym

 

[NukeET]

Need Another Seven Again

 

[Fireproof]

perfect

 

[SlyCoopersButt]

Never Aground Split Atoms (What NASA would mean on a Project Orion ship)

 

[Linguofreak]

Need Another Seven Again

Not my idea, but I think I've heard "Need Another Seven Astronauts."

 

[NukeET]

Not my idea, but I think I've heard "Need Another Seven Astronauts."

Your reference=post Challenger

My reference=post Columbia

 

[James.Denholm]

Never Again, Saturday Afternoon.

 

[garyw]

Not Another Silly Adventure (heard in reference to going back to the moon).

 

[T.Neo]

Need Another Shining Apollo

 

[TSPenguin]

Nobody Accepts Silly Assignments (@Tex) :facts:

 

[Hielor]

Never Access Space Alone (referring to how it takes tens of thousands of people just to get seven into space)

 

[garyw]

Never A Straight Answer (I think that was from a journalist in response to a question NASA dodged answering).

 

[agentgonzo]

NSA - No such agency

One that's used quite commonly in the IT industry (also known as a wetware problem) is PEBCAK - Problem exists between chair and keyboard.
One used in the medical industry in the UK for weird things (like lightbulbs stuck up bottoms) - NFN - Normal for Norfolk.