Humor The human space travel hoax 1959-2014

[sorindafabico]

I'm kinda unsure whether or not this guy is truly serious or just trying to be annoyingly humorous.

At first I thought that the page is some kind of satire of the Moon hoax, but then I saw how HUGE it is...

 

[Linguofreak]

Wait a minute... does he claim that Bielefeld really exists?

Of course it exists.

But it's in the middle of Wyoming, which does not.

 

[Evil_Onyx]

I got to the Fuel required to get in to space bit and had a look at his sums, Did he totally miss that when a space craft fires an engine it gets lighter during the maneuver, i think he assumes that the craft somehow maintains its maximum mass ("wet" mass) for its entire life.

Also he seems to mix up mass and energy and completely ignores (or is ignorant of) orbital mechanics.

When I see this type of article I wish it was acceptable to gaffer tape the author to a ICBM and aim it somewhere "safe" and let it fly...

 

[Andy44]

One of the great things about free speech is the "Darwin Effect" it has on morons who use it, and the fact that it makes life more interesting. North Korean internet, by comparison, is probably quite boring.

 

[statickid]

What a fool! He spent all that time making a "webpage" not even realizing the "internet" is just another propaganda hoax created by the United States government and the propaganda clowns at NASA! Operating a global network where every computer on the planet is connected would require more gold and lead than even our own fake sun can ever produce.

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[jroly]

I have a distinct feeling that all types of known US space ship re-entry to any planet are hoaxes. The US space ships would just burn up or break up like a meteorite. Prove me wrong and earn € 1 000 000:-.

Probably like Kent Hovind's 250k prize if you can prove evolution is true.

ISIS thinks Iran can produce an atomic bomb within 10 months and has apparently not read my article above why an atomic bomb doesn't work.

Good he is keeping his work current with up to date events.

 

[llarian]

I'll bet he can vote, too, but only Tea Party candydates (sic). He can also count to 21 ... but only if he takes his pants off.

 

[statickid]

I also noticed that he linked to another conspiracy site referencing how MSL found life on Mars in a rant about how MSL is fake and its findings are fake ...oops! :rofl:

This guy is so far gone he fights to disprove alien cover-up conspiracies :lol:

 

[fsci123]

It's one of those weird websites that shifts from reality denial to ship insurance to selling houses and books. Has anyone seen his "challenges"? Or his Facebook page with 1 like.


Would anybody like to follow his page for a week?

 

[Matias Saibene]

:facepalm:
According to him it's all a hoax, the atomic bomb, space travel, the universe, their own website, etc. :facepalm::facepalm:

I do not like to criticize other people's work or challenge your thinking, but this looks like a mess.
How might also question the existence of the atomic bomb?, perhaps not known how many people died from cancer and other terrible things. :facepalm:

Oh my Probe!

:facepalm:

 

[llarian]

Just one of many for whom "Darwin" moments are waiting.

Perhaps it's just that he's lonely. He shouldn't be. A very quick scan of such sites shows he is not alone at all.

Or perhaps the rest of us are caught in the Matrix ... following NSA trolls.:lol:

 

[Sparky]

This guy is clearly not that smart or has to be one of the biggest trolls on the internet because anyone with half a brain could easily show him how wrong he is.

He refers the ISS as the international fake station, and when it comes to anyone who wants to believe him all you have to do is one simple solution to prove how wrong this guy is. The solution is have them look into a telescope when the ISS is passing near enough to your location for it to be seen and they can see with thier own eyes it's real. That should be enough to question how reliable this person's information is.



just a side note on this... stupid people bother me and this kind of stupidity makes me very concerned for our species future so I am really hoping this is just trolling not done well.

 

[Urwumpe]

Wait a minute... what about writing a tiny email to him for some clarification...

"We are some underpaid spaceflight engineers, and feel pretty annoying constantly having to fake launches with lots of gunpowder and flour dust. We could really use the $1000000 for some better special effects, so our question is: Which hypotheses would have to proof for showing that re-entry is possible?"

 

[insanity]

These cosmo clowns have gone on for too long with their phony physics and substantial body of evidence. I think poorly reasoned and ill-informed conclusions make much more sense.

I've decided that Orbiter is just a tool created by these cosmo clowns to perpetuate the great gravity goof.

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

Wow

Ive never heard of declaring a member of the astronaut corps to be fictional before. I dont suppose this would change his mind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV_o7CSE9aI



Dont wanna live on this planet anymore

 

[Matias Saibene]

you have to do is one simple solution to prove how wrong this guy is.

Who wants to win € 1000000?

 

[Gerdih]

sure, this man has all credibility of the world to say he owns 1M who can give to anyone he wishes. Better he spend that money on a SpaceShip One flight

 

[boogabooga]

Why is everyone dignifying this with additional page views?

 

[llarian]

Why is everyone dignifying this with additional page views?

Slow news night.

Or validation of our own place in an intelligent continuum.

The odd thing is, is that there are people who are imprisoned for meaningful, thought provoking activity. And there are pseudopeople like this idiot who can go unchallenged and invoke their poison at will.

 

[SpaceEagle]

Wait a minute... what about writing a tiny email to him for some clarification...

"We are some underpaid spaceflight engineers, and feel pretty annoying constantly having to fake launches with lots of gunpowder and flour dust. We could really use the $1000000 for some better special effects, so our question is: Which hypotheses would have to proof for showing that re-entry is possible?"

It can be easily done!

Step 1: go to 10minutemail.net (real site)
Step 2: get a fake e-mail
Step 3: Copy and paste the text that Urwumpe written
Step 4: Send it.
Step 5: ?????????
Step 6: Profit

EDIT: 6 mins after posting

I actually did do this for the lulz

, SpaceEagle