Humor Ways the world will end?

[MaverickSawyer]

DISCLAIMER: This thread is a joke, and is NOT to be taken seriously.


In honor of the impending "Apocalypse" on December 21st, I want to compile a list of ways the world could end.
Just copy and paste the previous entries, then add your own to the list.

Have fun!

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here

 

[Codz]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.

 

[Urwumpe]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode

 

[MattBaker]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust

 

[streb2001]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter

 

[Artlav]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...

 

[Notebook]

UK renews its rocketry progamme based on this:

http://trashcars.net/v/410/top-gear---reliant-robin-space-shuttle.html

N.

 

[Izack]

Not with a bang, but a whimper...

 

[Rtyh-12]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade

 

[RisingFury]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...

 

[Izack]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.

 

[T.Neo]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage
12. CERN slams two Higgs Bosons together, creating a black hole that eats the Earth.

 

[TMac3000]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage
12. CERN slams two Higgs Bosons together, creating a black hole that eats the Earth.
13. Justin Beiber and Celine Dione get married, and start a new band. The world would kill itself.

 

[Spacethingy]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage
12. CERN slams two Higgs Bosons together, creating a black hole that eats the Earth.
13. Justin Beiber and Celine Dione get married, and start a new band. The world would kill itself.
14. Obama says yes to building a Death Star.

 

[mojoey]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage
12. CERN slams two Higgs Bosons together, creating a black hole that eats the Earth.
13. Justin Beiber and Celine Dione get married, and start a new band. The world would kill itself.
14. Obama says yes to building a Death Star.
15. Snooki has a second child.

 

[Interceptor]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage
12. CERN slams two Higgs Bosons together, creating a black hole that eats the Earth.
13. Justin Beiber and Celine Dione get married, and start a new band. The world would kill itself.
14. Obama says yes to building a Death Star.
15. Snooki has a second child.
16. Yellow stone National park's,caldera ,Super volcano blows it,top.

 

[Ghostrider]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage
12. CERN slams two Higgs Bosons together, creating a black hole that eats the Earth.
13. Justin Beiber and Celine Dione get married, and start a new band. The world would kill itself.
14. Obama says yes to building a Death Star.
15. Snooki has a second child.
16. Yellow stone National park's,caldera ,Super volcano blows it,top.
17. The original sheet music and text to "Vége a világnak" is found and broadcast worldwide. The whole world commits suicide.

 

[mojoey]

1. Hit by a relativistic diamond meteor, a la XKCD What If? number 20, found here
2. More contagious version of Ebola becoming a pandemic.
3. BOSD of the matrix after a numeric overflow in the time keeping logic.
4. Skynet initiates "terminator program" and set hundreds of ancient H-bombs to explode
5. Crazy general believing in the apocalypse sends a few missiles to another country and starts the nuclear holocaust
6. Red Matter
7. Someone invents an indestructible material, and makes a free energy machine from it, which starts spinning faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, AND FASTER...
8. Resonance cascade
9. OBSP gets released...
10. Demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
11. Easter Island Moai Rampage
12. CERN slams two Higgs Bosons together, creating a black hole that eats the Earth.
13. Justin Beiber and Celine Dione get married, and start a new band. The world would kill itself.
14. Obama says yes to building a Death Star.
15. Snooki has a second child.
16. Yellow stone National park's,caldera ,Super volcano blows it,top.
17. The original sheet music and text to "Vége a világnak" is found and broadcast worldwide. The whole world commits suicide.
18. Half Life 3