You know you're addicted to Orbiter when...

[Spacethingy]

"...we have hard dock and capture..."

...and a large garage bill for that front bumper... :lol:

 

[indonesianorbinaut]

when i press "T" while open a webpage...

 

[Kyle]

When you've been playing Orbiter so much that you see your dreams through a heads up display.

This made me lol.

... when you watch Space Shuttle launches on youtube you click 'F1' then 'F8' to go into the Virtual Cockpit.

 

[HAL9001]

... when you watch Space Shuttle launches on youtube you click 'F1' then 'F8' to go into the Virtual Cockpit.

I often try to cange perspective with left-klick and mouse-moving.

 

[Nazban]

... when you watch Space Shuttle launches on youtube you click 'F1' then 'F8' to go into the Virtual Cockpit.

I was watching a launch once on fullscreen, nearing the end i was closing it, i actually intended to click f4 and exit :facepalm:
I kept banging the f4 key thinking it was stuck, after i realised i was on youtube i felt like:suicide:

 

[Sky Captain]

When you install handholds in your house just in case gravity for some reason fails.

 

[bande]

So you mean I'm not supposed to hear those bangs when I get home? Oh . That explains a looot.

Disclaimer: I don't own a car... yet.

make sure you're buying a car provided with a PARKING MFD!

 

[Carmen A]

It is no longer adequate to make Orbiter videos.

You must make a custom scenario, custom payload, repaint, etc before making said video.

 

[HAL9001]

make sure you're buying a car provided with a PARKING MFD!

:lol:and a parking-port:lol:

 

[Fabri91]

You know you're addicted to Orbiter when...
...your car's parking sensor proximity sound (which usually is a sort of beep of increasing frequency) is actually the Orbiter 2001-style radar beep.

 

[HAL9001]

I now set my handys ring tone to the space-shuttle-countdown
I than sat in the underground and suddenly: 10....9....8....7....egnition sequence has started....5....4....3....2....1...0.... we have egnition and we have lift off!

(that was a bitsome funny in the underground, because some people thought it was a bomb-coutdown... :lol

 

[Carmen A]

:lol:and a parking-port:lol:

Like Lada Niva Roscosmos edition!

 

[Rtyh-12]

When you install handholds in your house just in case gravity for some reason fails.

Oh my god, you mean it can fail? Do you think my insurance covers this?

 

[Carmen A]

Oh my god, you mean it can fail? Do you think my insurance covers this?

Who is liable for gravity failures?

The end user, or the supplier/manufacturer of the Earth?

 

[Columbia42]

Who is liable for gravity failures?

The end user, or the supplier/manufacturer of the Earth?

Hold on while I dig up my Planet Earth User Manual and the corresponding customer service phone number...

 

[Carmen A]

Wow, you have a manual? I think my copy of earth is pirated, I needed a crack exe to get it spinning.

 

[datubaman]

you press f1 to exit fullscreen mode on youtube.

you try to activate time acceleration during a four-hour drive from Memphis to Bowling Green

 

[HAL9001]

you try to activate time acceleration during a four-hour drive from Memphis to Bowling Green

I sometimes try press "t" while latin-lessons.

 

[indonesianorbinaut]

i sometimes yelled "capture" when i arrived to school....:lol:

 

[Nazban]

when running in the school field, you run slower, cause slower = smaller orbit = reach destination faster :lol: