Humor Guess what they're saying!

[Star Voyager]

Find funny, real life astronaut pictures and try and guess what they're saying (or thinking)! I'll start off:

 

[Grover]

1) we are'nt going in that thing... are we?

2) ive only been famous for a week, and ive already got hookers... oh yea!

 

[C3PO]

1) How much did you say two crash test dummies cost?

 

[RisingFury]

1) Hmmm, that's not the Pale Blue Dot...

2) Derp!

 

[jedimaster1214]

1) the LEM is only THAT thin?

2) Jeez, Cernan. We've only been on dry land for 5 minutes!
(BTW that's the Apollo 10 crew. Eugene Cernan is holding that girl, Tom Stafford has his head down)

 

[Eli13]

1.) outside: mmhm, yes i understand completely. inside: now what did he say LEO meant?

2.) Tom: Come on Eugene, were not gonna do any of that *here*. At least wait til were in the states. Come on! We just came from around the friggin' moon! Calm down!!!
Eugene: Wait, uhhhhh what?

 

[deltawing777]

1: LEFT: "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
2: Whoa! Slow your roll girl! They don't make those space toliets like they used to!

 

[jangofett287]

1: How far away did you say the Moon was? Really, that far? Ok, I think we are going to need slightly more than a firework on a stick...
2guy on right) Seriously, we've just come back from the moon and all you can think about is a young girl with a load of flowers rounder her neck?!?

 

[Scruce]

How about these:

Fidel Castro and Yuri Gagarin:

Two Astronauts:

 

[diogom]

1) Gagarin thinking: Boy, how long has it been since this guy last took a shower?

2)On the left: How long till we get in? I'm starting to regret eating those beans.

 

[Eli13]

1.) Fidel: (In a Don Juan voice) You are the love of my life.....

2.) Astronaut 1.) Dude! WE ARE IN SPACE!

Astronaut 2.) I Know! But I probably shouldnt have drunk all that beer before i left, (gags...)

 

[Star Voyager]

Here's some more:

 

[T.Neo]

1- Oh yeah, I'm awesome. This is my awesome squinty astronaut face... well, actually it's because I forgot my sunglasses... man it's bright out here...

2- And this kids, is what a rocket launch sounds like...

 

[ZombiezuRFER]

1: Game over man... at least for you...
2: Kids, did you know the thrust poundage is OVER 9000!!!!????

 

[jangofett287]

1: Before you continue, please remember that in a few moments I will be in control of several thousand pounds of high explosives.
2: Must. Hold. In. Large. Lunch. Must. Not. Vomit. On. Spacesuit. Must. Talk. In. Fractured. Sentences.

 

[Eli13]

1.) I shoulda put on my visor while i was up there......

2.) Whew!! Powdered food really hits the spot.

 

[Star Voyager]

This one's from STS-51J, the first flight of Atlantis:

 

[Izack]

From the foreground:
"Oh I left the oven on!"
(thinking) 'I bet he left the oven on.'
"Do I smell something burning?"
"Guys, the oven's still on..."
"Derp!"
"How's my Charlie Sheen impression?"
*sigh* "Bad."
"Also derp!"

 

[Eli13]

This is just a picture for the heck of it. You don't have to guess but this is just too funny to pass up.

a few more pics at this site
http://demotivatorsblog.com/tag/astronaut/

EDIT: I have nothing to do with the political party listed at the bottom of the picture. Please do not let this lead to political discussions. It just came with the pic.

 

[diogom]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: