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[n122vu]

Just those games alone makes the PS3 worth it.

I agree.

Even after I bought my PS3 I struggled to reconcile within myself spending that much money on a console at my age, even with the Blu-Ray player and Netflix app. Then I picked up Uncharted: Drake's Fortune pre-owned. I actually got more enjoyment and entertainment value out of that game than any other I had played at that point, including the Halo series. In my mind, back then, that game alone made buying the PS3 worth it. The 2nd and 3rd games were at least 200% return on investment each in my mind.

 

[DanM]

Just those games alone makes the PS3 worth it.

Also the PS Triple is ABAP.

When I'm rollin' in mah Caddy I wanna play some HD games. Gettin' all da hunnies with muh PS Triple.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

True but it also has a lot of benny hill when things are required in a rush.

If I find my kid running around with a corset and thigh-highs to "Yakkety Sax" I'm reaching for my shotgun...

That being said... Man I love Benny Hill!

 

[mojoey]

If I find my kid running around with a corset and thigh-highs to "Yakkety Sax" I'm reaching for my shotgun...

That being said... Man I love Benny Hill!

Are you aiming for the boyfriend? Use Bean Bag rounds, aimed at the groinular area.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Nah... Rock salt (at least the first two barrels), then re-load w/ buckshot.

 

[Mojave]

Nah... Rock salt (at least the first two barrels), then re-load w/ buckshot.

Hah, that would hurt.

SE

 

[mojoey]

Nah... Rock salt (at least the first two barrels), then re-load w/ buckshot.

Note to self: Stay far away from you when you're mad.

 

[Scav]

Note to self: Stay far away from you when you're mad.

P-C here is a firm believer in the 'Death By 1,000 gunshots' method of stress relief.

 

[mojoey]

I have a friend in Minsk, who has a friend in Pinsk
Whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk
His friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk
Whose friend somehow is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk

And when his work is done - ha ha! - begins the fun
From Dnepropetrovsk to Petropavlovsk
By way of Iliysk and Novorossiysk
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk to Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run
Yes, to me the news will run

And then I write, by morning, night
And afternoon, and pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed
When he finds out I publish first

Tom Lehrer - Lobachevsky

 

[Scav]

There once was a man from Peru
whose limericks stopped at line two.

 

[Capt_hensley]

Wow hes a poet and dont know it!

 

[Scav]

Wow hes a poet and dont know it!

No problem with showing it.

I've got a lot more where that came from!

 

[palebluevoice]

There once was a man from a cave in Japan
Who works as hard as he can
He mixed up his tenses in a limerick of niches

Nothing he could do
Could remedy the shame he drew
He committed sepoku

 

[Linguofreak]

There once was a man from the sticks
who wanted to write limericks,
but he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short.

 

[TMac3000]

There once was a man
Who couldn't write poetry

 

[mojoey]

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who know binary, and those who don't.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

I figure with the rock salt the dude has a choice to make... He can either stay down and writhe in pain. Or he can decide to get up and go for round number 2.

Either way, the 'cruiser wins.

 

[Eli13]

I don't write poetry!

 

[PeriapsisPrograde]

:blink:
http://xkcd.com/1110/

 

[Aviator]

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Some peoms rhyme,
this one doesnt.