Humor The Demented Wish Game

[Mojave]

Hi guys. I was on another forum who had this text game where you wish something and the the person below Grants it and it winds up all twisted.


Ex:

Person A: I wish I had 1 Million Bucks

Person B: Granted. You have 1 million male deer

I wish I could fly

Person C: Granted. The Government kidnaps you and experiments on you to steal your powers.

I wish I had some pie.

And so on,


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I wish I got an A on my Spanish test.

 

[MattBaker]

Granted. Since 12% of the letters in Spanish are A's you only have to write a few lines to get several A's!

I wish I'd be the Commander of CCDev-1!

 

[iamwearingpants]

You become commander but it explodes and all the blame is on you!

I wish for a cardboard box.

 

[diogom]

You become commander but it explodes and all the blame is on you!

I wish for a cardboard box.

You get sent to mother in said cardboard box

I wish for a nice Vox AC30

 

[Mojave]

Granted: You recieve a card-board box. You accidentally drop a gasoline all over it while lighting a match.

I wish I had a DGIV.

 

[iamwearingpants]

You do, but crash on mars and starve to death.

I wish for you stupid wish-granting creepgenies to go away!

 

[Mojave]

Granted: The creepgenies poof you to Pluto so you can't see them.

I wish I had a box of corn flakes.

 

[Alfastar]

Granted, but all cornflakes are now heavy radioactive.

I wish that I was in space, and return alive of the trip.

 

[Codz]

Granted; You get hit by a bus at the welcome back parade.

I wish Orion would start flying soon.

 

[Mojave]

Granted: Yeah right. Orion launches, than explodes upon reaching 10km

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

 

[luki1997a]

Granted: You know better wishes, but you forget them in a second.

I wish to see flying pigs

 

[River Crab]

You see flying pigs. Thousands of them. They seem to fly more gracefully and smell nicer than they should. You are sent to an insane asylum.

I wish I had more motivation.

 

[mojoey]

Granted. Your motivation ends up in the extinction of mankind

i want a new life.

 

[Scav]

Granted. You get a new life, only the problem is, you've become a whale just in time to smack the surface of a planet.

I want cheese-its.

 

[mojoey]

Granted. You get a new life, only the problem is, you've become a whale just in time to smack the surface of a planet.

I want cheese-its.

Granted, thousands of Korean Starcraft players are ordered to 'Cheese-it' dear god, what have you done to us?!


I wish that I could fly.

 

[luki1997a]

Granted: You flew right into a building and died.

I wish to know everything

 

[Artlav]

Granted: You gone mad from the realizations.
I wish to order chaos

 

[Urwumpe]

Granted: You gone mad from the realizations.
I wish to order chaos

Granted, chaos will be orderly included in the next five-years plan.

I wish I had hip-long red hair.

 

[Codz]

Granted, you trip and suffocate on it.

I wish nuclear engines were used for manned spacecraft.

 

[PeriapsisPrograde]

Granted. They work.

I wish for 42.