Humor The Demented Wish Game

[TMac3000]

Granted. Turns out, she is actually a he.

 

[Spaced]

Granted. Your laptop is now an 80MHz Cray-1 circa 1976

I wish my life's work was complete.

 

[Rareth]

Granted. Your laptop is now an 80MHz Cray-1 circa 1976

I wish my life's work was complete.

Granted, fyi the after funneral party was a blast

I wish I didn't have to work today

 

[Urwumpe]

Granted, fyi the after funneral party was a blast

I wish I didn't have to work today

Granted, you will be fired yesterday.

I wish for an inflatable Delta-Glider.

 

[Artlav]

Granted, you get hit by a car and spend the day in hospital instead.

I wish Black Mesa:Source got released today.

 

[dbeachy1]

Granted: Black Mesa: Source is released but it's so buggy that playing it makes you want to jump off the nearest convenient bridge. Which you do, plummeting 78 feet to the water below. You wind up in traction in the hospital.

I wish that I had the new Acura NSX supercar sitting in my garage.

 

[Codz]

Granted: Black Mesa: Source is released but it's so buggy that playing it makes you want to jump off the nearest convenient bridge. Which you do, plummeting 78 feet to the water below. You wind up in traction in the hospital.

I wish that I had the new Acura NSX supercar sitting in my garage.

It is, unfortunately a amall plane crashes into your garage.

I wish NASA focused on a manned Mars mission instead of the Space Shuttle in the 70's and 80's.

 

[TMac3000]

Granted. But they have to build a time machine first, and in the process end up disrupting the space-time continuum so that the Soviets invade America.

I wish for better decaf coffee.

 

[mojoey]

im not going to dignify that wish, decaf is not coffee.


I wish that Florida would detach from the US

 

[Mojave]

Granted: Everyone from florida moves to your neighbourhood and Florida vanishes from sight.

I wish my internet connection was better.

 

[Codz]

Granted: Everyone from florida moves to your neighbourhood and Florida vanishes from sight.

I wish my internet connection was better.

It gets 1% better.

I wish people didn't resent cops so much.

 

[mojoey]

Granted, they resent you now.


I wish for Black Ops 2

 

[dbeachy1]

Granted: the real Black Ops Team 2 storms your house and drags you off to be interrogated on suspician of intent to commit mayhem.

I wish Windows 8 would drop that vile Metro interface.

 

[mojoey]

Granted: the real Black Ops Team 2 storms your house and drags you off to be interrogated on suspician of intent to commit mayhem.

I wish Windows 8 would drop that vile Metro interface.

Granted. They drop it for the Windows 95 theme.

I wish that I could bend things with my mind

 

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted. You are able to bend water, earth, fire and air, but you're hit by a lightning and die.[?]

I wish for a flying R/C model Deltaglider.

 

[webtek]

Granted. Your R/C Deltaglider burns up in reentry.

I wish for a Stargate.

 

[Quick_Nick]

Granted. Your R/C Deltaglider burns up on reentry.

I wish for a Stargate.

You enter the stargate and find yourself in a planet of extreme pressure and unbreathable air.

I wish this statement was false.

 

[mojoey]

You enter the stargate and find yourself in a planet of extreme pressure and unbreathable air.

I wish this statement was false.

Granted. THe preceeding statement is true.


I wish I could sleep.

 

[ky]

Your wish is granted, but when you wake up, you find your in space with no suit.

I wish school can end.

 

[Spacethingy]

Granted. OrbiterSpore's model Deltaglider hits it at Mach 5 with you still inside.

I wish for a chocolate sponge cake.