Humor The Demented Wish Game

[Mojave]

Granted: all humans believe that we landed on the moon, but no one is sure which 'moon' we landed on.

I wish I had a hamburger

 

[dbeachy1]

Granted: you eat said hamburger but catch Mad Cow Disease in the process and wind up strapped to a gurney in the waiting room of a dingy hospital in a seedy suburb of Detroit.

I wish that I could overclock my CPU to 8 GHz.

 

[Rareth]

Granted: you eat said hamburger but catch Mad Cow Disease in the process and wind up strapped to a gurney in the waiting room of a dingy hospital in a seedy suburb of Detroit.

I wish that I could overclock my CPU to 8 GHz.

Granted but your computer melts down

I wish for a puppy

 

[Mattyv]

Granted but your computer melts down

I wish for a puppy

Cujo

I wish for another pie.

 

[TMac3000]

Cow pie
I wish for a real-life Delta Glider

 

[Rareth]

granted, its made by Ikea so some assembly required

I wish I was rich

 

[Scav]

Granted. Your car is now running so rich, it floods when you hit the gas.

I wish for something shiny.

 

[mojoey]

granted. You're lungs are replaced by the oxygen system of the F-22 Raptor, and die of hypoxia.

I want sleep

 

[Artlav]

Granted. You fall asleep every minute.
I wish for my wish of getting a $1000000 to be granted undemented.

 

[mojoey]

Granted. You fall asleep every minute.
I wish for my wish of getting a $1000000 to be granted undemented.

Granted. The money is stolen from poor people.

I wish that i could wish...

 

[Scav]

Granted. You wish a wish for a thousand fish. Eww! The smell!

I wish the above smell would go away.

 

[mojoey]

Granted. You wish a wish for a thousand fish. Eww! The smell!

I wish the above smell would go away.

Granted. You're nose is removed with a rusty olive fork.

I wish for a rusty olive fork.

 

[Rareth]

Granted. You're nose is removed with a rusty olive fork.

I wish for a rusty olive fork.

Granted! bonus the fork comes with a nose.

I wish my satellite TV provider wasn't run by idiots

 

[george7378]

It's run by clever people who figure out that they aren't charging you enough for it.

I wish ... I had a portal gun!

 

[Scav]

Granted! Your portal gun is two meters in length, has wheels, a sixteen centimeter bore, and requires gunpowder to operate.

I wish I hadn't made that pun.

 

[mojoey]

Granted! Your portal gun is two meters in length, has wheels, a sixteen centimeter bore, and requires gunpowder to operate.

I wish I hadn't made that pun.

Granted. Your mouth was removed at birth.


I wish that this thread was locked

 

[TMac3000]

Granted. People start posting their random comments in the basement, and the whole forum gets locked.
I wish I knew the name of the cute hobbit chick Frodo was dancing with in Lord of the Rings.

 

[mojoey]

Granted. People start posting their random comments in the basement, and the whole forum gets locked.
I wish I knew the name of the cute hobbit chick Frodo was dancing with in Lord of the Rings.

Granted. Turns out, she is actually a he.


I wish for something...why not zoidberg?

 

[Alfastar]

Granted. You got a new, super-useless cube called: Zoidberg. And the only thing it do's is rolling. Nothing more.

I wish that I be evil.

 

[Spacethingy]

Granted. You take over the world, get super-rich and live the high life... Oh, wait, that's not right...

Granted. You get banned from the forum! :lol:

I wish my laptop was a Cray supercomputer.