Lucy
in the sky, with diamonds.
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2009
- Messages
- 7,110
- Reaction score
- 1,304
- Points
- 203
- Location
- 10.0.0.1
- Website
- www.orbiter-radio.co.uk
- Preferred Pronouns
- she/her
Code:
(08:02:26) * lambo slowly drives Xyon insane till he writes a PHP interpreter for Orbiter
(08:02:29) * Epsilon taps Hielor on the shoulder from behind, while he's in his hiding place.
(08:02:35) <Epsilon> Boo.
(08:02:59) * Xyon flying tackles Epsilon!
(08:03:23) * Epsilon catches Xyon. >;o
(08:03:37) <Xyon> Er...
(08:03:42) <Xyon> Dance?
(08:03:51) <Epsilon> Sure! :D
(08:03:52) * lambo flying tackles Epsilon from behind whilst his CoM is abit higher than normal
(08:03:56) * Epsilon boogies.
(08:04:00) * Xyon jives
(08:04:07) * Epsilon lands on Xyon as he's tackled.
(08:04:14) * Xyon wriggles.
(08:04:25) * Xyon breakdances, but stops soon after breaking.
(08:04:35) <lambo> hrmm
(08:04:41) * lambo sticks Xyon into a sampler
(08:05:09) * Xyon is sampled.
(08:05:13) * lambo turns Xyon into a breakbeat
(08:05:28) * Xyon syncopates.
(08:06:24) <lambo> hrmm
(08:06:39) <lambo> you aren't distorted enough
(08:07:02) * lambo pumps Xyon through and "overdrives" the signal
(08:07:03) <lambo> there
(08:07:10) <Xyon> Oh yes. Harder.
(08:07:20) * Xyon oscillates.
(08:07:34) * lambo quickly chains the overdrive output to a Compressor then to a stereo imager
(08:07:46) * Xyon stops dead still and produces an earsplitting feedback signal at 89dB.
(08:08:04) <Epsilon> o.o
(08:08:08) <Epsilon> ... buck cake?
(08:08:09) <Epsilon> <_<
(08:08:11) * lambo sets the compressor to the preset "hard bass"
(08:08:12) <Xyon> lol
(08:08:21) * Xyon becomes hard.
(08:08:36) <Epsilon> Oh Jesus ****, it's music pr0n.
(08:08:45) * lambo increases Xyon's tempo to 190 bpm
(08:08:53) <Xyon> **** the tempo, **** the tempo...
(08:09:12) <lambo> unce unce unce unce unce unce
(08:09:12) * Xyon becomes incredibly tachycardic.
(08:09:30) <lambo> right, SPEEDCORE TIME
(08:09:35) <Xyon> o.O
(08:09:35) * lambo cranks the tempt to 2000
(08:09:40) <lambo> *tempo
(08:10:00) * Xyon blows a fuse.
(08:10:08) <lambo> perfect!
(08:10:15) * lambo overdrives the singal some more
(08:10:30) * Xyon floods the backflow and blows out something important.
(08:10:43) * lambo makes Xyon sound like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxonrF6jHc
(08:11:53) * Epsilon has seen people who could probably DDR that. :P
(08:12:27) * Xyon shoots himself in the head, thus killing the music dead.
(08:12:33) *** Xyon is now known as Xyon|Zombiwe
(08:12:36) <lambo> ..you're a sample
(08:12:37) *** Xyon|Zombiwe is now known as Xyon|Zombie
(08:12:50) * lambo reloops Xyon|Zombie
(08:12:58) <Xyon|Zombie> D:
(08:13:02) *** Xyon Nick change too fast. Please wait 4 seconds.
(08:13:02) *** Xyon|Zombie is now known as Xyon|Zombie
(08:13:07) *** Xyon|Zombie is now known as Xyon
(08:13:18) * lambo edits out the suicide part
(08:13:30) <Xyon> Urg.
(08:13:37) * Xyon feeds lambo to his C++ compiler.
(08:13:42) <Xyon> MUNCH.
(08:13:55) <lambo> Error: lambo.cpp does not exist.
(08:14:07) * Xyon redirects and points to the proper file.
(08:14:22) <lambo> Error: File is blank
(08:14:31) <Epsilon> That is ****ing insane.
(08:14:33) <Xyon> File is not blank.
(08:14:42) <Xyon> File is full of crazt.
(08:14:43) <Xyon> y
(08:14:59) <Xyon> Error: crazy_ symbol undefined.
(08:15:05) <Xyon> ;)
(08:15:39) * lambo stuffs himself into a pointer, and then turns the pointer null
(08:15:47) * lambo hides in memory <_<
(08:16:09) * Xyon dumps the memory to disk and purges the dump file.
(08:16:16) <lambo> ow!
(08:16:31) <Xyon> DELETE.... DELETE...
(08:16:34) * lambo surges out into the Internet quickly
(08:16:41) <lambo> mwahahaha!
(08:17:02) * Xyon wishes lambo good luck getting out past the firewall.
(08:17:03) <lambo> I have all the comp--BUY VIAGRA NOW!--uters. wait wat?
(08:17:10) <Xyon> lol
(08:17:31) * lambo stumbles across 4chan
(08:17:32) * Xyon closes the redundant firewall behind lambo.
(08:17:34) <lambo> OH GOD IT BURNS
(08:17:50) * Xyon notes that 4chan do not take kindly to visitors.
(08:17:54) * lambo deforms into an ActiveX Exploit
(08:18:06) * Xyon blows lambo away with an update.
(08:18:51) <lambo> Haha!
(08:19:11) * lambo infects a multitude of computers that haven't been patched since Windows XP SP1
(08:19:13) * Xyon wafts lambo towards 127.0.0.0
(08:19:23) <Hielor> LAME, macgyver is no longer available on netflix streamer
(08:19:26) <Xyon> Die in loopback.
(08:19:36) <Epsilon> I hope one of you copy and paste this to the "Why We Love The IRC" thread. :P
(08:19:40) <lambo> 127.0.0.0 isn't 127.0.0.1
(08:19:45) <Xyon> Nope.
(08:19:46) <Hielor> 127.0.0.0: address not found
(08:19:56) <Xyon> Hence why you won't get a call out of it.
(08:20:09) <lambo> I'm my own botnet now !
(08:20:20) <lambo> I infected a bunch of unpatched matchines >:}
(08:20:34) * Xyon notifies Microsoft.
(08:20:37) * Hielor reports Lambo to the FBI
(08:20:43) <lambo> AHHH
(08:20:51) * lambo flees from the security researchers
(08:21:03) * Xyon installs adware on every lambo-infested machine.
(08:21:06) <lambo> ... I suddenly feel like Ennesby
(08:21:30) <Xyon> Eppy; the whole thing?
(08:21:39) * lambo is trapped on a security researches VM now
(08:21:46) <lambo> *researcher's
(08:21:54) * Xyon tells the researcher to power down the VM.
(08:22:18) * lambo makes one last ditch effor and jumps into the researcher
(08:22:40) <Epsilon> Xyon: Not sure about the -whole- thing... it should probably go into (code) tags or something though so it doesn't spam the thread too badly.
(08:22:46) * Xyon stares at the abomination that resulted in lambo attempting to jump through a screen and fetches a mop.Some people...
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