Humor The Demented Wish Game

[Codz]

Granted. They work.

I wish for 42.

Granted, you get 42 nuclear bombs dropped on your town.

 

[Urwumpe]

Granted, you get 42 nuclear bombs dropped on your town.

I wish, you would express a wish.

 

[iamwearingpants]

He makes a wish, but the grandfather paradox destroys the universe...

I wish that human nature was flawless and that a perfect society free from prejudice existed because of it.

 

[Urwumpe]

I wish that human nature was flawless and that a perfect society free from prejudice existed because of it.

Granted.
Processing humans...
All flawed humans removed from universe.
0 humans left.

I wish for Germany winning the Euro 2012.

 

[TMac3000]

Granted. Germany wins 2,012 Euros. But it is not enough to cover the country's expenses, and the government goes bankrupt.

I wish Odyssey a safe and successful journey to Mercury

 

[MattBaker]

Granted, but the orbit insertion burn fails and you end up in the Sun!

I wish to have the world's fastest computer!

 

[Ghostrider]

I wish to have the world's fastest computer!

Granted, but it's too fast and you can't catch up with it, so it's useless!

I wish we could have a duplicate Earth in our own Solar System.

 

[luki1997a]

Granted, but it's destroyed by a comet and one of debris fell onto your house.

I wish my sister never want to borrow my speakers

 

[Urwumpe]

Granted, but your sister will have her own speakers that go to 11.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Mojave]

Hah hah, sure. Granted: Everyone dies

I wish people would stop driving motorcycles.

 

[Alfastar]

Granted. There all dump there motorcycles to you home, so that you never can leave you house.

I wish that the next Orbiter version is more realistic than almost all other ''realistic'' simulators.

 

[TMac3000]

Granted, but it is so realistic that it actually kills you.
I wish that Linux ran the computer world instead of Microsoft

 

[Moach]

granted!

it is so realistic that before ANY mission, you must even go through all the hassle of politics and funding, etc... to such a life-like extent that 99% of your missions never even get out of the drawing board - and those that do, just might get cancelled at the most frustrating moment due to some economy nonsense


i wish i had a jet-pack


*edit*

i wish i hadn't been ninja'ed by the post above

 

[MattBaker]

Granted, all Gamers make a rebellion in which you get trampled due to a mass panic because Obama adopted the Charter of Fundamental Rights of the EU that states: "A killing is not a violation of the article, if it's required to strike down a rebellion legally".
You are dead!

I wish I'd be the first person in the world to watch the new Star Trek movie that began filming in January!

 

[Scav]

Granted!

Unfortunately you're apprehended by set security and shanghai'ed into acting as a red-shirt extra.

I kinda wish Paul Muad'Dib had never set foot on this stupid planet!

 

[mojoey]

Granted. He set foot on Pluto and recruited an army of ice aliens.

I wish for strawberries

 

[Pipcard]

They're rotten.

I wish for an XR3 that has about the same payload space as the shuttle, and the SSTO capability of the XR2.

 

[mojoey]

They're rotten.

I wish for an XR3 that has about the same payload space as the shuttle, and the SSTO capability of the XR2.

Granted, you suddenly disassemble at 76 seconds into the flight

i want roflwaffles

 

[iamwearingpants]

The roflwaffles intense floor rolling erodes a well beneath your house, letting in natural gas. You turn on the stove to make some bacon and explode. (typical monday morning for me)

I wish that entropy never happens, but never reverses (more free energy)

 

[Alfastar]

Granted. All energy is needed for a secret worldwide government project, so everybody else don't have energy anymore.

I wish that everybody believe that humans landed on the moon